funny joke!

[spandexm]

A tracker salesman is having a beer with a farmer on the porch when a three legged pig cuddels up next to the farmer.

"What's up with that pig?" The salesman asked. "And the missing leg?"

"This pig is a hero." The farmer says proudly. "Just last month a beam fell on me in the barn and he pulled me out."

"Did he losse his leg doing that?"

"Oh no." The farmer replied. "Last week while plowing a field I passed out from the heat and the pig brought me some water."

"But what about the missing leg?" The salesman demanded.

"Hey Mister you don't eat a hero all at once!" The farmer said.