funny joke!

[franalexes]

What's more unlucky than dating a girl with paper tits?
Finding she also has a cardboard box.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

What's more unlucky than dating a girl with paper tits?
Finding she also has a cardboard box.

Have you seen "Lars and the real girl", very funny.

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

Have you seen "Lars and the real girl", very funny.

Don't you think "tragi-comic" is a more apt descriptor? It seems to call for some empathy.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

Don't you think "tragi-comic" is a more apt descriptor? It seems to call for some empathy.

True enough, the communities support for him was indeed heartwarming and having her elected to the school board was very funny. Also, it turned out not to be a tragedy after all. The love of the community brought him back to reality. A surprisingly good film.

[ladyboyadmirer]

Surprise surprise!

[smc]

Once upon a time, a guy struggling to decide what to wear to a costume party. Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

[franalexes]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, ?I?m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.?

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.

?I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It?s a very special watch.

It?s been in my family for six generations.? He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, ?Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...?


The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist?s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

? SHIT!? said the Hypnotist.


It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

Claude was never invited back to entertain.