funny joke!

[randolph]

A man calls his wife from the office and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada for a fishing trip with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a long weekend and this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. Could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend...and also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I?ll swing by the house to pick my things up."

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..?

Being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks. Following the long weekend he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him and asks if he caught many fish.

?Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. ...By the way, you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.?

The wife replies, "No I didn?t, they're in your tackle box".




Never, never, NEVER try to outsmart a woman!!!

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by randolph

A man calls his wife from the office and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada for a fishing trip with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a long weekend and this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. Could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend...and also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I’ll swing by the house to pick my things up."

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..”

Being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks. Following the long weekend he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him and asks if he caught many fish.

“Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. ...By the way, you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”

The wife replies, "No I didn’t, they're in your tackle box".




Never, never, NEVER try to outsmart a woman!!!

It's funny because he's queer.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

It's funny because he's queer.

Either you don't get the joke, or your comment is the most inexplicable -- and thus intriguing -- thing I've read this evening.

[ila]

50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
? Californians shiver uncontrollably.
? Canadians plant gardens.

35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
? Italian Cars won't start
? Canadians drive with the windows down

32? Fahrenheit (0? C)
? American water freezes
? Canadian water gets thicker.

0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
? New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
? Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
? Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
? Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9? Fahrenheit (-78.5? C)
? Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
? Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
? Ethyl alcohol freezes.
? Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67? Fahrenheit (-273.15? C)
? Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
? Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

(And this last one is for shadows)
-500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
? Hell freezes over.
? The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

...
(And this last one is for shadows)
-500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
? Hell freezes over.
? The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

I scrolled down slowly, thinking that I would find exactly that!

I wonder, if one is a Leafs fan but also Jewish, does the fact that Jews don't believe in hell help or hurt the cause?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

I scrolled down slowly, thinking that I would find exactly that!

I wonder, if one is a Leafs fan but also Jewish, does the fact that Jews don't believe in hell help or hurt the cause?

Would this be a religious or philosophical question? I've never been good at answering either topic.

[randolph]

32? Fahrenheit (0? C)
? American water freezes
? Canadian water gets thicker.

Californians stop moving.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

Would this be a religious or philosophical question? I've never been good at answering either topic.

Damned if I know.

But get a load of this, viz. your joke. It's the opening line of hockey column by Kevin Paul Dupont in today's Boston Globe:

"On a night cold enough for hell to freeze over, Phil Kessel scored twice."

That's Phil Kessel, ex-Bruin and member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, for those other than ila who don't know.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

I scrolled down slowly, thinking that I would find exactly that!

I wonder, if one is a Leafs fan but also Jewish, does the fact that Jews don't believe in hell help or hurt the cause?

I guess the Jewish fan could say (win a few/lose a few).