funny joke!

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

Would this be a religious or philosophical question? I've never been good at answering either topic.

Damned if I know.

But get a load of this, viz. your joke. It's the opening line of hockey column by Kevin Paul Dupont in today's Boston Globe:

"On a night cold enough for hell to freeze over, Phil Kessel scored twice."

That's Phil Kessel, ex-Bruin and member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, for those other than ila who don't know.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Damned if I know.

But get a load of this, viz. your joke. It's the opening line of hockey column by Kevin Paul Dupont in today's Boston Globe:

"On a night cold enough for hell to freeze over, Phil Kessel scored twice."

That's Phil Kessel, ex-Bruin and member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, for those other than ila who don't know.

There's got to be some kind of joke in there using Phil Kessel's last name, hell, and fire.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

There's got to be some kind of joke in there using Phil Kessel's last name, hell, and fire.

Kessel's last name in its German meaning, my fellow deutschsprechend friend?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Kessel's last name in its German meaning, my fellow deutschsprechend friend?

Yes, most definitely.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

Yes, most definitely.

I'm guessing you don't mean "sinkhole," since that would only describe the way Bruins fans see what our team has been put in by trading him and his 51 points (without the kind of front line you'd expect for someone that productive) away.

Shouldn't this now move to the hockey thread?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

I'm guessing you don't mean "sinkhole," since that would only describe the way Bruins fans see what our team has been put in by trading him and his 51 points (without the kind of front line you'd expect for someone that productive) away.

Shouldn't this now move to the hockey thread?

Actually sinkhole works better than any joke that I can think of.

[randolph]

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