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01-31-2010
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A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."  John Stuart Mill "Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?" Paul Begala
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01-31-2010
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Oh, and except for BO who's solution to the financial crisis is to put us further into debt. Plus his awesome quote "I?ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?" And uh, then there's Howard Dean who claims Bush let 9/11 happen. Oh yeah, and Louis Farrakhan: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry." Oh, and don't forget Michael Moore. And Rosie O'Donnell who doesn't think fire can get hot enough to melt steel And good ol Joe Biden - at least he's entertaining. Oh yeah, and Kayne West (many examples) And MCA of Beastie Boys who complains that Bush puts American's ahead of people in other countries. And of course Al Sharpton (many many examples) And Al Gore who claims to have invented the internet, and many more examples. Oh yeah, and Mike Wallace: ?I couldn?t be happier for the privilege of sitting down with the president of Iran.? And then there's Jimmy Carter, for his presidency, and for tireless work promoting the causes of Lebanon and Hezbollah. And let's not forget John Edwards for obvious reasons. Well this is getting lengthy so I'll cut it short...
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01-31-2010
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calfornicated
I just read a survey showing Us Californians haven't a clue where the state's money comes from and what it is spent for. Even the legislators haven't a clue. The state is bankrupt, is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? Hello, any body there?
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02-01-2010
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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02-01-2010
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Good news everybody!
Nixon's grandson is running for Congress! http://townhall.com/columnists/David...o_watch?page=1
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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02-01-2010
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