Barack Obama

[jimnaseum]

Originally Posted by TracyCoxx

Obama had better learn the lessons of why the financial crisis happened in '08and prevent them from happening again. And I'm talking about the REAL reasons Randy & Jim. Not this Bush-Did-It crap.

Lemme guess, the solution to all our problems would be to let Sean Hannity call all the shots.

[jimnaseum]

Is there ANYBODY who can save us?

[randolph]

Elephant lobotomies

[randolph]

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill

"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by randolph

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."

Well yes, there is Palin, Hannity and Dave Ramsey (who uses the Bible as a source for financial strategies). But I think there are one or two exceptions. Like the woman who thought BO would pay for her gas & mortgage...
Oh, and except for BO who's solution to the financial crisis is to put us further into debt. Plus his awesome quote "I?ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?"
And uh, then there's Howard Dean who claims Bush let 9/11 happen.
Oh yeah, and Louis Farrakhan: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry."
Oh, and don't forget Michael Moore.
And Rosie O'Donnell who doesn't think fire can get hot enough to melt steel
And good ol Joe Biden - at least he's entertaining.
Oh yeah, and Kayne West (many examples)
And MCA of Beastie Boys who complains that Bush puts American's ahead of people in other countries.
And of course Al Sharpton (many many examples)
And Al Gore who claims to have invented the internet, and many more examples.
Oh yeah, and Mike Wallace: ?I couldn?t be happier for the privilege of sitting down with the president of Iran.?
And then there's Jimmy Carter, for his presidency, and for tireless work promoting the causes of Lebanon and Hezbollah.
And let's not forget John Edwards for obvious reasons.

Well this is getting lengthy so I'll cut it short...

[randolph]

I just read a survey showing Us Californians haven't a clue where the state's money comes from and what it is spent for. Even the legislators haven't a clue. The state is bankrupt, is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? Hello, any body there?

[jimnaseum]

Originally Posted by randolph

is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? (

"I'll pay ze Rent"

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by randolph

I just read a survey showing Us Californians haven't a clue where the state's money comes from and what it is spent for. Even the legislators haven't a clue. The state is bankrupt, is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? Hello, any body there?

Legalize pot. You'll see a surplus in no time.

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by jimnaseum

Lemme guess, the solution to all our problems would be to let Sean Hannity call all the shots.

Why, was Hannity against the bailout?

Originally Posted by randolph

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

And when he saw the country was in a financial crisis he said "We need to put ourselves $4 trillion deeper into debt". And the Genie came back and said "WTF??? My apologies I forgot that the democratic party had been hijacked by progressives!" And so he turned the politician into a conservative libertarian, and all was well