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Legalize pot. You'll see a surplus in no time.
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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Good news everybody!
Nixon's grandson is running for Congress! http://townhall.com/columnists/David...o_watch?page=1
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*More posts than Bionca* [QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |
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Ahem, what about this little filly?
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"Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary." R.N. |
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Move her to the back of the bus.
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Hi I'm Barack Obama. I stayed at a Holiday Inn and I can show you guys how to really run a space program. Let's cancel Ares 1 and Orion, Nasa's next rocket, which has actually flown, in favor of another rocket that hasn't flown yet. And even if it does fly it won't measure up to what Orion could be capable of. Let's also cancel Ares V, the heavy lift launch vehicle we need to get beyond low earth orbit, because low earth orbit is our goal. Let's research how to build heavy lift vehicles and partner with other countries because we can learn so much from their non-existant heavy lift launchers. Pay no attention to that Saturn V on display over at JSC and KSC that was built using technology from 45 years ago. Let's cut Nasa's space exploration program, which was only short $3 billion, and end Nasa's shuttle fleet. THEN we can add a $billion to Nasa's budget and direct them to take temperature readings and research rocket technologies they already know about for some nebulous undefined far off mission. That way for $2 billion less we can have nothing instead of a lunar program which we can use to learn to harness the resources of the solar system and tap in to Helium-3 from the moon which could power the US for a year using 40 tons of the stuff. ..... Dumbass
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"Who cares about putting a man on the moon? Let's see about putting a man on Condi Rice" -Dave Letterman
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Is there anyone with a brain left in this country?
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Quote:
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"Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary." R.N. |
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WT? One day you whine about a trillion dollar deficit, the next day you want to colonize Mars?
OBOMMUNISM: 1) Borrow 3 trillion from ourselves. Feed it directly to Mr. and Mrs. 40K/yr. (The people who buy groceries. The people who buy cars. The people who work 9-5 m-f ) Oh, yeah, (the people who vote) 2) Get out of Iraq, Afghanistan, let Bush tax cuts for the rich expire. Cut Military spending on TOYS. 3) Put the Clinton Economic team on projected Chicken Little Deficit, reduce it to zero. 40 Don't hire any chubby interns. |
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RANDY:
Good one! Right person, right thread!! TAL |
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