Barack Obama

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by randolph

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."

Well yes, there is Palin, Hannity and Dave Ramsey (who uses the Bible as a source for financial strategies). But I think there are one or two exceptions. Like the woman who thought BO would pay for her gas & mortgage...
Oh, and except for BO who's solution to the financial crisis is to put us further into debt. Plus his awesome quote "I?ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?"
And uh, then there's Howard Dean who claims Bush let 9/11 happen.
Oh yeah, and Louis Farrakhan: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry."
Oh, and don't forget Michael Moore.
And Rosie O'Donnell who doesn't think fire can get hot enough to melt steel
And good ol Joe Biden - at least he's entertaining.
Oh yeah, and Kayne West (many examples)
And MCA of Beastie Boys who complains that Bush puts American's ahead of people in other countries.
And of course Al Sharpton (many many examples)
And Al Gore who claims to have invented the internet, and many more examples.
Oh yeah, and Mike Wallace: ?I couldn?t be happier for the privilege of sitting down with the president of Iran.?
And then there's Jimmy Carter, for his presidency, and for tireless work promoting the causes of Lebanon and Hezbollah.
And let's not forget John Edwards for obvious reasons.

Well this is getting lengthy so I'll cut it short...

[randolph]

I just read a survey showing Us Californians haven't a clue where the state's money comes from and what it is spent for. Even the legislators haven't a clue. The state is bankrupt, is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? Hello, any body there?

[jimnaseum]

Originally Posted by randolph

is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? (

"I'll pay ze Rent"

[TracyCoxx]

Looks like there's some kind of error in BO's budget. There's $1.6 trillion in unfunded expenses. How did that happen. Do they have a calculator?

[randolph]

Just to be fair.

[randolph]

Where is it coming from? Gulp!

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by randolph

I just read a survey showing Us Californians haven't a clue where the state's money comes from and what it is spent for. Even the legislators haven't a clue. The state is bankrupt, is there anybody here to get us out of this mess? Hello, any body there?

Legalize pot. You'll see a surplus in no time.

[The Conquistador]

Good news everybody!

Nixon's grandson is running for Congress!

http://townhall.com/columnists/David...o_watch?page=1

[jimnaseum]

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[randolph]

Ahem, what about this little filly?

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by randolph

Ahem, what about this little filly?

Move her to the back of the bus.

[TracyCoxx]

Originally Posted by spaceref

In announcing its $19.0 billion FY 2011 NASA budget today, the Obama Administration has made it very clear that it intends to attempt a paradigm shift in the way that America explores and utilizes space.

Oh wonderful. The ex-community organizer from Chicago is going to play rocket scientist. Yes, please Obama. Tell the organization who literally wrote the book on going to the moon and then went there how it should be done. Tell thousands of us engineers with advanced degrees in aerospace, computer science, mathematics, physics, mechanical & electrical engineering how it's supposed to work. Because we're just too stupid.

Hi I'm Barack Obama. I stayed at a Holiday Inn and I can show you guys how to really run a space program.

Let's cancel Ares 1 and Orion, Nasa's next rocket, which has actually flown, in favor of another rocket that hasn't flown yet. And even if it does fly it won't measure up to what Orion could be capable of.

Let's also cancel Ares V, the heavy lift launch vehicle we need to get beyond low earth orbit, because low earth orbit is our goal. Let's research how to build heavy lift vehicles and partner with other countries because we can learn so much from their non-existant heavy lift launchers. Pay no attention to that Saturn V on display over at JSC and KSC that was built using technology from 45 years ago.

Let's cut Nasa's space exploration program, which was only short $3 billion, and end Nasa's shuttle fleet. THEN we can add a $billion to Nasa's budget and direct them to take temperature readings and research rocket technologies they already know about for some nebulous undefined far off mission. That way for $2 billion less we can have nothing instead of a lunar program which we can use to learn to harness the resources of the solar system and tap in to Helium-3 from the moon which could power the US for a year using 40 tons of the stuff.


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Dumbass

[Talvenada]

Originally Posted by randolph

Ahem, what about this little filly?

RANDY:

Good one! Right person, right thread!!

TAL

[jimnaseum]

Originally Posted by randolph

Ahem, what about this little filly?

yngh.......AAAHH!!!!!