Barack Obama

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Obama will indict Bush, Cheney, Rove, and several Republican members of Congress which will effectively disable the party for years (in February)

Obama will Slash military spending on million dollar ordinance but will increase Army payroll by inducting every black, hispanic, and criminal in a kind of "FDR Welfare Army" to improve infrastructure and patrols at the Mexico border.

Obama will risk Nuclear war with Pakistan within 8 months of becoming President.

Obama will be shot twice but survive, impoving his "street cred"

Iraq will go to Hell.

The US will be a cooler place to live than Europe.

US Billionaires will all move to Europe after President Biden imposes flat tax of 50%