funny joke!

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A professor at The University of Maine was giving a lecture on involuntary muscle contractions.

His students weren?t paying attention and so to make his lecture more memorable he decided to get the students to think a bit.

Looking at an especially attractive young woman he said to her ?Mary, do you know what your asshole is doing when you?re having an orgasm??

Without missing a beat Mary replied ?yes, he?s usually out moose hunting with his buddies.?

It took the remainder of the day for the laughter to subside.

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A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to
Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend
remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.

"Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth
hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball must have been going 200
mph when it hit me square in the nuts."

"What does that have to do with your teeth?" asked the first.

"Well" he explained, "That was the first time in two years my
teeth didn't hurt."