UK guys?

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Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Ah yes, the Essex Girl jokes - very popular over here about 20 years ago, here's a couple more:

What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
Sometimes you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Not exactly politically correct these days I guess

Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!

What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!

What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.