UK guys?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Well, OK then...

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.

You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right?

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner.