UK guys?

[dang1802]

Originally Posted by smc

You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right?

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner.

What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water

[dang1802]

Originally Posted by dang1802

What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water

Spunk. In the US it is perfectly acceptable for a boss to ask whether you are feeling full of spunk of a morning (i.e. full of get up and go.) This situation in the UK may only arise when a director is quizzing a male actor in the adult entertainment business.