Does liking whiskey make you gay?

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.

Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay?

The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by smc

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

Still no, but if you want to wear a pirate hat and shoot your "hot sticky pirate juice" in my face, Anna, just name the time and place.

[tslust]

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by tslust

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole.

Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

I think before you go around using the word "effectively" we should ask the cock!