Does liking whiskey make you gay?

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Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.

Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay?

The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?