Does liking whiskey make you gay?

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Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Can I point out an important detail.

Whisky = An alcoholic drink made properly by a Scotsman.

Whiskey = Industrial donkey hoof cleanser made by a gibbering Irish idiot.

You can happily call the tongue-offending slurry made in America, whiskey, as a yank is effectively a slightly less drunk but more violent Irishman with a gun.

Well, I don't know if you've answered the thread question, but you've certainly demonstrated something that drinking whisky apparently makes you.