Does liking whiskey make you gay?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Ever heard of donkey punch?

Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:

"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much."

Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:

"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much."

Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch.

Odd. I thought donkey punch was a homophobic myth. I should look this up to make sure I'm thinking about the right punch.

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Odd. I thought donkey punch was a homophobic myth. I should look this up to make sure I'm thinking about the right punch.

All the donkey punch referances I've heard are about women getting donkey punched. There's a whole list of this dumb stuff thought up by sad virgins, like the Dirty Sanchez or the Bucking Bronco.

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

All the donkey punch referances I've heard are about women getting donkey punched. There's a whole list of this dumb stuff thought up by sad virgins, like the Dirty Sanchez or the Bucking Bronco.

That's odd: I've only heard references about men getting donkey punched. Perhaps I've simply tuned out the references to women -- which, as you might have guessed, compels me to ask: does that make me gay?

[IronCity]

Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by IronCity

Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but you are double gay or super duper gay. We won't know which one until the tests come in.

I'm very sorry.