Any shemale who wanted to be "unshemaled" (a return to origins?)

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

Are you sure that smc hasn't just been pulling the wool over your eyes?

Why the fuck is it so easy for you people to think of puns and yet it's so fucking hard for me? Who do I have to fuck to get a pun?

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Why the fuck is it so easy for you people to think of puns and yet it's so fucking hard for me? Who do I have to fuck to get a pun?

I'm udderly lost as to why it's so hard for you.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

I'm udderly lost as to why it's so hard for you.

What's the in-forum equivalent of screaming and cursing at the sky?

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

What's the in-forum equivalent of screaming and cursing at the sky?

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

Would this just be one of your tails?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

Would this just be one of your tails?

Oh my fucking god!

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

I was going to ask what the fuck bears and hooves have to do with each other, but then -- on a lark -- I put "bear hooves" into Google. Who knew "bear hoof" was a synonym for "camel toe"? According to the Urban dictionary, it "describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric" of tight pants.

Now, try punning on that!

Learning ... truly a lifelong endeavor.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

By the way, you might want to paws and reflect on this before you actually try it.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

By the way, you might want to paws and reflect on this before you actually try it.

Oh lord, what have I done to deserve this so?

[katieayanami]

i have always been a girl and will always be a girl.