Any shemale who wanted to be "unshemaled" (a return to origins?)

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

What's the in-forum equivalent of screaming and cursing at the sky?

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

Would this just be one of your tails?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

Would this just be one of your tails?

Oh my fucking god!

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

By the way, you might want to paws and reflect on this before you actually try it.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

By the way, you might want to paws and reflect on this before you actually try it.

Oh lord, what have I done to deserve this so?

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

I was going to ask what the fuck bears and hooves have to do with each other, but then -- on a lark -- I put "bear hooves" into Google. Who knew "bear hoof" was a synonym for "camel toe"? According to the Urban dictionary, it "describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric" of tight pants.

Now, try punning on that!

Learning ... truly a lifelong endeavor.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Oh lord, what have I done to deserve this so?

I suppose that you'd now like to head-off any other possible puns that I could come up with.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

I suppose that you'd now like to head-off any other possible puns that I could come up with.

Well, I guess with that it's time to quote Hamlet, who, after asking Yorick where his flashes of merriment are, answers it himself, with a pun:

"Not one now, to mock your own grinning -- quite chop-fallen."

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

I suppose that you'd now like to head-off any other possible puns that I could come up with.

What's the point?

Forgive them father for they know not what they do.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Well, I guess with that it's time to quote Hamlet, who, after asking Yorick where his flashes of merriment are, answers it himself, with a pun:

"Not one now, to mock your own grinning -- quite chop-fallen."

Yorick was just a lamb.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

What's the point?

Forgive them father for they know not what they do.

Don't cross me, Enoch.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

Don't cross me, Enoch.

Christ! I want to give you rep for that but, AGAIN!, the stupid forum won't let me.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Christ! I want to give you rep for that but, AGAIN!, the stupid forum won't let me.

There you go, Enoch. You finally got in a pun.

[randolph]

On this forum, I'm inclined to be laid back.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

There you go, Enoch. You finally got in a pun.

Where, ila?

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Where, ila?

I sent you an explanation in a PM.

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Puns are the worst form of humour, except for all others. So now it's time to return this thread to its original intent.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Yes, that's why I want us to have sex together, soon. xxx

What chance does a cute Christmas Mousie have?

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by shadows

What chance does a cute Christmas Mousie have?

Oh quite a lot
I'm sure of that...

[katieayanami]

i have always been a girl and will always be a girl.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Oh quite a lot
I'm sure of that...

Yay! Thanks for giving me a smile, Jodie.