Any shemale who wanted to be "unshemaled" (a return to origins?)

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

And I am a shepherd with an ovine girlfriend named Clara, but I also work part-time for UPS. Don't believe me? Ask Enoch Root.

I can attest to that. Thing is though that smc gets so involved with the finer pleasures of our four footed cousins that he forgets to deliver packages on time!

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I can attest to that. Thing is though that smc gets so involved with the finer pleasures of our four footed cousins that he forgets to deliver packages on time!

Did I mention that Clara has a beautiful cock?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

Did I mention that Clara has a beautiful cock?

And you had to take it there. You must be the nastiest academic I ever met.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

And you had to take it there. You must be the nastiest academic I ever met.

That's what Clara said.

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

And you had to take it there. You must be the nastiest academic I ever met.

Queue music
if i said you had a beautiful cock, would you put it inside me?
Followed by
Let your spunk flow

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Queue music
if i said you had a beautiful cock, would you put it inside me?
Followed by
Let your spunk flow

Not even a great pun warrants compelling anyone to listen to a Bellamy Brothers song, let alone have to see them performing it!

[JodieTs]

Sorry.

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Sorry.

Did I actually reduce Jodie to one word?! My god, I feel so powerful. I feel like, like, like ...

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

Did I mention that Clara has a beautiful cock?

OMG! Clara is a tranny!
I wonder is Dustin Hoffman knows about this?

[Enoch Root]

Bellamy Brothers and some Clara related to Dustin Hoffman. These are two references I do not get at all.

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

I can attest to that. Thing is though that smc gets so involved with the finer pleasures of our four footed cousins that he forgets to deliver packages on time!

Are you sure that smc hasn't just been pulling the wool over your eyes?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

Are you sure that smc hasn't just been pulling the wool over your eyes?

Why the fuck is it so easy for you people to think of puns and yet it's so fucking hard for me? Who do I have to fuck to get a pun?

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Why the fuck is it so easy for you people to think of puns and yet it's so fucking hard for me? Who do I have to fuck to get a pun?

I'm udderly lost as to why it's so hard for you.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

I'm udderly lost as to why it's so hard for you.

What's the in-forum equivalent of screaming and cursing at the sky?

[ila]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

What's the in-forum equivalent of screaming and cursing at the sky?

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by ila

You should hoof-it on down to the library and look it up.

I think I'd like to go bear hunting. Yes. That's a neat idea.

[katieayanami]

i have always been a girl and will always be a girl.