Self Defense

[randolph]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Wow, I didn't realise so many of you lived in Somalia and had to brave bandits and paramilitaries that roam the streets slaughtering innocents every night. Not living in a lawless failed state likr you guy, I can't really appreciate the need to be tooled up with dozens of guns, ready to defend against armed thugs which I assume must be beating at your doors every night and ambushing you as you make a dash through the crossfire in the streets. Good luck to you guys, I mean personally I don't feel the need to carry a gun, I just keep my can of lion repellent handy, I mean, a lion could escapes from the zoo at any time and devour me, you have to be prepared right. This is also why I keep my combined meteor strike sheild and lighting conductor with me too, I don't wana be a victim!

It's a good thing you are well armed but you didn't mention trouser snakes. They are quite common you know.