funny joke!

[johndowe]

Hi there.

There once was a sorceress that lived in a small castle, and it was rumored that she was evil and had done some evil deeds.

So a small army went to her castle and demanded her surrender or suffer the consequences.

She repied to their threat; YOU MEN ARE CHICKENS...

They laughed, until they started to change into chickens...

And for the nex few months she had chicken soup, roasted chicken, making the best of the situation.


When she was about to run out of chickens, another small army was pounding at her door,

threatening to ram down the door and to take her by force.

Tired of eating chicken, she replied; YOU GUYS ARE LAMBS...

As she expected they laughed for a little while until they started to become lambs.

And as before the sorceress had a lot to eat for the next few months, lamb chops, lamb burgers and many other lamb dishes.


She had run out of lambs and was a bit anoyed that she now only had vegetables that she grew in her garden to eat when a

third small army came a knocking to her door demanding her surrender, by now she knew the drill, and tought about what

to turn the men into, thinking about what she would like to eat, and ham and pork chops came to her and her mouth watered

at the tought, so she went to her tower and said: YOU MEN ARE ALL PIGS...

She felt the magic exude from her body and the men booed her and then started to make fun of her, BUT they did not transform,

and they rammed the door down and captured easily the magically drainned sorceress and brought her to town where she was

tried convicted and burned her at the stake.


The morale of this story is two folds, the sorceress was secluded from the world and was ignorant of it's workings and

subequently she didn't know what every (other) woman knows; MEN ARE PIGS.


I told the joke to a few women, thinking they would agree wholehartedly, but to my surprize they defended men.


JohnDowe.