funny joke!

[The Conquistador]

Did you hear about Germany's new strategy for the European economic crisis?





Invade France.

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Did you hear about Germany's new strategy for the European economic crisis?

Invade France.

That reminds me of a great Top 10 list David Letterman had back in the days when his show was consistently funny. It was something like "Top 10 Things the French are Doing to Prepare for German Reunification." One thing on the list was this:

Printing up 50 million t-shirts that read, "Don't shoot. I'm a collaborator."

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

That reminds me of a great Top 10 list David Letterman had back in the days when his show was consistently funny. It was something like "Top 10 Things the French are Doing to Prepare for German Reunification." One thing on the list was this:

Printing up 50 million t-shirts that read, "Don't shoot. I'm a collaborator."

Hahahahaha!

[randolph]

In a French quiz show, a contestant was asked what went around the Earth, Sun, Moon, Venus or Saturn. He didn't seem to know so the host asked the audience for a vote. The audience voted about evenly between the Sun and the Moon. Whew and I thought a lot of people in this country are stupid. I think the French probably outdid us on that one.

[The Conquistador]

It's hard to believe that the french, of all people, have one of the most hardcore, awesome military groups ever; The French Foreign Legion. It just boggles the mind.

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

It's hard to believe that the french, of all people, have one of the most hardcore, awesome military groups ever; The French Foreign Legion. It just boggles the mind.

Although most of them aren't actually French - there's a hint in the name...

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Although most of them aren't actually French - there's a hint in the name...

I know that. Only the officers are frogs.

[The Conquistador]

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