funny joke!

[Jenae LaTorque]

Originally Posted by fatbloke

Two goldfish in a tank,one says to the other "Will you drive or will i"

Damn, I have looked at the joke sideways and upside down and...nothing!

Have tried differant meaning of the words tank and drive......nothing.

Anybody got an explanation for this one?

Meanwhile .............................

Mr. Turklebacher is in his back yard and looking over the fence he observes the neighbors little girl Maggie filling in a 3 foot hole.

"Whatcha doing there, little Maggie?" he asked.

With a tear in her eye, Little Maggie sniffed, "Oh, my goldfish died this morning, and I was giving him a proper burial."

Mr Turklebacher said, "Oh, I'm so sorry......... Ummmm............Isn't that an awful big hole for a little goldfish?

"Oh," said little Maggie, "That's because he's inside your f**king cat!!"