Self Defense

[KittyKaiti]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Seems a guy cruised thru a stop sign, or whatever, and got pulled over by a local policeman. Guy handed the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop said, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith said, "Well, I got a ...357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9 mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop said. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR-15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of?"

"Not a damn thing."

Total badassry.