Does liking whiskey make you gay?

I?m planning on going to several of the events during Pride week here in Indy (June 5-11. If anyone is from around here and wants to go?PM me.). I like Vodka Martinis (yes I know, smc, it?s not a ?true? Martini?made with gin--I like those too). I wear leather when I ride, I own ?Gladiator? and ?Spartacus? on DVD, I liked the song ?Macho Man? when I was a kid, I of course work out all the time, people tell me I dress well, I have been a member of this site almost two years, I worship Kelly Shore, Rakel Rodriguez, Camilla Saenz, Hazel Tucker, and Yeidi. OMG!!!?I must be Gay!

[smc]

Originally Posted by aw9725

I?m planning on going to several of the events during Pride week here in Indy (June 5-11. If anyone is from around here and wants to go?PM me.). I like Vodka Martinis (yes I know, smc, it?s not a ?true? Martini?made with gin--I like those too). I wear leather when I ride, I own ?Gladiator? and ?Spartacus? on DVD, I liked the song ?Macho Man? when I was a kid, I of course work out all the time, people tell me I dress well, I have been a member of this site almost two years, I worship Kelly Shore, Rakel Rodriguez, Camilla Saenz, Hazel Tucker, and Yeidi. OMG!!!?I must be Gay!

Well, since I must be gay, I'd totally do you ... except for the asinine vodka "martini" business.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

Well, since I must be gay, I'd totally do you ... except for the asinine vodka "martini" business.

Hey James Bond liked them.

[tslust]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Hey James Bond liked them.

Does watching James Bond movies make you gay?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Hey James Bond liked them.

James Bond didn't drink pseudo-martinis with vodka. Gin all the way. His problem with martinis wasn't the ingredients, but the method of making them. "Shaken, not stirred." That bruises the gin. Ask any great bartender.