funny joke!

[tonywaits]

Originally Posted by Jenae LaTorque

Three tgirl lovers died in a car wreck and all arrived together at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter asked the first one, "How many t-girls did you fuck in your life?"

Tgirl lover 1: "Three."

St Peter: Fine, here are your 3 meter silver wings. You are now an angel.

St. Peter asked the second one, "How many Tgirls did you fuck in your life?"

Tgirl Lover 2: "At least fifty or more."

St. Peter: "Wonderful! Here are your 3 meter gold wings. You are an angel."

And St Peter asked the third one, "How many T-girls did you fuck in your lifetime?"

Tgirl Lover 3: "Well actually ...... none."

St Peter: "Well, here are your wings of 28 centimeters. You are a stupid chicken."

That's hilarious. I love it. LMAO

[GCharles]

Here's one, it's from Peter Kay's stand up. Sounds funnier live then typed but oh well:

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ?Guess? on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"

[The Conquistador]

Did you hear about Germany's new strategy for the European economic crisis?





Invade France.

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Did you hear about Germany's new strategy for the European economic crisis?

Invade France.

That reminds me of a great Top 10 list David Letterman had back in the days when his show was consistently funny. It was something like "Top 10 Things the French are Doing to Prepare for German Reunification." One thing on the list was this:

Printing up 50 million t-shirts that read, "Don't shoot. I'm a collaborator."

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

That reminds me of a great Top 10 list David Letterman had back in the days when his show was consistently funny. It was something like "Top 10 Things the French are Doing to Prepare for German Reunification." One thing on the list was this:

Printing up 50 million t-shirts that read, "Don't shoot. I'm a collaborator."

Hahahahaha!

[randolph]

In a French quiz show, a contestant was asked what went around the Earth, Sun, Moon, Venus or Saturn. He didn't seem to know so the host asked the audience for a vote. The audience voted about evenly between the Sun and the Moon. Whew and I thought a lot of people in this country are stupid. I think the French probably outdid us on that one.

[The Conquistador]

It's hard to believe that the french, of all people, have one of the most hardcore, awesome military groups ever; The French Foreign Legion. It just boggles the mind.

[The Conquistador]

TOP TEN AL GORE PICKUP LINES

10. ?I created the internet, and now I?m going to create making love to you.?

9. ?We?ll make sweet love until the compact fluorescent light bulb burns out? which is a long long time because they?re very efficient.?

8. ?The science is settled: I?m dead sexy.?

7. ?It would reduce your carbon footprint if you shared a room with me tonight.?

6. ?If you just watch this slideshow presentation, I think it makes it pretty clear and indisputable that we should totally do it.?

5. ?Lucky for you my lovemaking is a renewable resource.?

4. ?It?s not only my personality and mannerisms that are stiff.?

3. ?Carefully study your love making option, because I don?t want you to accidentally have sex with Pat Buchanan.?

2. ?The rumors are true: I am a robot ? The Sex Machine.?

And the number one Al Gore pickup line?


?Here?s an inconvenient truth: There?s only one of me to go around.?