The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

[The Conquistador]

I will try to post a new pic everyday for your amusement. Enjoy!

[Rachel]

Yeah he was awesome! Best Capt ever. Punch that alien in the face! Or seduce the panties off a girl...

[wolf-boy]

haha-William Shatner is a musician these days. Some of his stuff is actually quite good. :p

Lenord Nimoy though, couldn't really get into his music-Bilbo Baggins:no:very illogical

[The Conquistador]

And another one...

[Jenae LaTorque]

Shit is green eggs and ham,
that is what it am.

One of my all time favorite books.

[The Conquistador]

To make up for yesterday.

[The Conquistador]

And todays pic.

[KittyKaiti]

You must be dumping your /:censored:/ folder...

[The Conquistador]

You must be dumping your /:censored:/ folder...

Just posting what might be considered amusing. I encourage all forum members to post funny pics here likewise.

[The Conquistador]

One for Rachel, Pixie, Kaiti, DSL and aw9725.

[The Conquistador]

I wish I could have a 1911 mailbox. But knowing the USSC, I might become a dangerous felon because my gun/mailbox might not comply with the 10 round capacity that a mailbox is allowed to have in this state. God forbid that people love me on Christmas! :eek:

[Rachel]

Hows this one? lol

[The Conquistador]

I tthink there's a section for that in the "Freebies" area Rach.;)

I never knew mice had such big peckers.

[simmo]

I enjoy these amazing pics with coments .
I've collected a few ........... :lol::lol::lol:

it says ' Life Jackets , They'll save your life .'

[KittyKaiti]

I have tons of these kinds of pics.

[The Conquistador]

I have tons of these kinds of pics.

Please post more! :P

In other news:

[KittyKaiti]

More it is...

[Rachel]

Well I hope everyone likes this one

[tslust]

it says ' Life Jackets , They'll save your life .'

:respect:That was a good one.:lol::lol::lol:

[The Conquistador]

And now that my insomniac ass is awake...

[simmo]

Well I hope everyone likes this one

Is that tree giving a blowjob ? :lol::lol::lol:

I like IT !..... thks

[simmo]

mmmmmmmm .........?

[randolph]

You like pussey?

[KittyKaiti]

You like pussey?

I will never understand Asians.

[Rachel]

From one of my favorite movies...

[The Conquistador]

From one of my favorite movies...

:lol::lol::lol:

[The Conquistador]

I will never understand Asians.

Practice safe sex; pull out.

[The Conquistador]

And here's one for our resident polar bear, ila:

[ila]

And here's one for our resident polar bear, ila:

:lol: Now that is really funny. I like it and the caption that goes with it is very good.

[The Conquistador]

Hey KittyKaiti! Here's a link I think you'll like: http://www.vikingkittens.com/

[KittyKaiti]

Hey KittyKaiti! Here's a link I think you'll like: http://www.vikingkittens.com/

I WTF'd. :confused:

[ila]

I WTF'd. :confused:

I like the Pillsbury doughboy. That made me laugh.

[The Conquistador]

I WTF'd. :confused:

I thought it was rather hilarious. Then again I am a dork.:innocent:

[KittyKaiti]

Here's some more funny ones.

[randolph]

Three more for fun.:lol:

[shadows]

Hmmmm. The picture that I want to post is a .bmp which apparently is not a valid extension to use with the 'Manage Attachments' option. Does anyone know how to change a picture from a .bmp to a .jpg? Is a special program required?

As a different option, is it permissible to simply click on the picture in my Photobucket account and then use the 'Insert Image' option at the top of the post window? It would still be a .bmp, though.:confused:

[The Conquistador]

And now before I go to work...

[simmo]

[QUOTE=shadows;113837]Hmmmm. The picture that I want to post is a .bmp which apparently is not a valid extension to use with the 'Manage Attachments' option. Does anyone know how to change a picture from a .bmp to a .jpg? Is a special program required?


Windows XP see if this works for u .......
Move pic to 'My Picture' open with 'Window Picture and Fax Viewer''
at the bottom of the veiwer move along the toolbar until u find 'Copy to'
click 'Copy to' open window and change 'Save as type' to JPEG , click 'Save'

You can also download free Paint Net .

[ila]

Hmmmm. The picture that I want to post is a .bmp which apparently is not a valid extension to use with the 'Manage Attachments' option. Does anyone know how to change a picture from a .bmp to a .jpg? Is a special program required?

Paint which comes with Windows will convert a bitmap to other picture formats. Just open the file in paint and change the format in the Save As dialogue box.

As a different option, is it permissible to simply click on the picture in my Photobucket account and then use the 'Insert Image' option at the top of the post window? It would still be a .bmp, though.:confused:

Photobucket doesn't allow direct access from a lot of websites so there is a good chance that a link to photobucket won't work.

[shadows]

Windows XP see if this works for u .......
Move pic to 'My Picture' open with 'Window Picture and Fax Viewer''
at the bottom of the veiwer move along the toolbar until u find 'Copy to'
click 'Copy to' open window and change 'Save as type' to JPEG , click 'Save'

You can also download free Paint Net .

Yep, it worked! Thank you for the help simmo.:)

Ila, thanks for the tip about the Paint program that comes with Windows, but it was unfortunately one of the programs that got wiped out when I attempted to delete Windows Messenger(it was glitched from a bad update from the Microsoft site). As I don't have a hard copy of Windows XP(since it was pre-installed at Futureshop when I bought the computer) I cannot restore any of the programs lost(Internet Explorer has no shortcut, the games folder is empty, I had to re-download Windows Media Player, etc.). Sometimes I hate how user-unfriendly Windows can be.

Now, without further ado, the picture!:D

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[ila]

Ila, thanks for the tip about the Paint program that comes with Windows, but it was unfortunately one of the programs that got wiped out when I attempted to delete Windows Messenger(it was glitched from a bad update from the Microsoft site). As I don't have a hard copy of Windows XP(since it was pre-installed at Futureshop when I bought the computer) I cannot restore any of the programs lost(Internet Explorer has no shortcut, the games folder is empty, I had to re-download Windows Media Player, etc.). Sometimes I hate how user-unfriendly Windows can be.


Your hard drive should have been partitioned with a Windows backup in the partition. You should send JohnDowe a PM about your problem or post it in his computer help thread (in this forum). I'm pretty sure that John will be able to help you get back your full Windows capability.

[shadows]

Your hard drive should have been partitioned with a Windows backup in the partition. You should send JohnDowe a PM about your problem or post it in his computer help thread (in this forum). I'm pretty sure that John will be able to help you get back your full Windows capability.

I'll give John a try. Thanks for the help.:)

I should mention that I tried using the actual Windows restore option(using various dates before the mishap, but for some reason it wouldn't allow me to reset. Darn Windows, sometimes it is a pain!

[shadows]

(For Monty Python fans.;))

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[The Conquistador]

I have an odd sense of humor...

[shadows]

I have an odd sense of humor...

Odd is good.:cool:

Here is another addition to the thread.;) The caption for it reads "You Want Me To Do What?!?!?":lol:

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[The Conquistador]

One for today about fiscal responsibility. :)

[randolph]

This is one serious pussey.:eek:

[The Conquistador]

This is one serious pussey.:eek:

I have a variant of that one Mr. Randolph!

[shadows]

You ever have one of those days...

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[Rachel]

This pic was titled Why Bull elk have long antlers

[The Conquistador]

This pic was titled Why Bull elk have long antlers

Ouch!!!!!!!

[The Conquistador]

One for yesterday

[The Conquistador]

And another for today

[DSL]

This guy owened...
ouch

[The Conquistador]

Sunday's pic

[sesame]

I like this thread. Its going really great.



Punchline:
Ouch! Hit the football, Moron! Those are my balls.

[shadows]

A couple of days late, but still a funny picture.;)

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[randolph]

To pee or not to pee.:lol:

[The Conquistador]

For all you Wonder Woman fanatics...

[sesame]

Kitty, kitty, kitty.... come here, come on baby...
food's here... its dinner time... come come come!
Hey! I had three kitten! Where did the fourth come from?

[sesame]

What a pleasant breeze!
I'm falling asleep!
It's autohypnosis!!

[dauls]

I have an odd sense of humor...

Because of TheAngryPostman's above Pulp Fiction funny, I thought of this...
:lol:

[shadows]

Kitty, kitty, kitty.... come here, come on baby...
food's here... its dinner time... come come come!
Hey! I had three kitten! Where did the fourth come from?

The cat on the right looks absolutely petrified!:lol:

[shadows]

Because of TheAngryPostman's above Pulp Fiction funny, I thought of this...
:lol:

What?;):p:lol:

[sesame]

The cat on the right looks absolutely petrified!:lol:

The 2nd one from the Left is an owl.

[sesame]

pussy: Stop, stop, I'm choking with Laughter!!

sesame: But you are just a cat!

pussy: What do you mean you racist? You think cat's dont laugh? Cats smile, cry, frown, yawn, shout, whisper, kiss, spit, sneeze, caugh, sing.

[shadows]

The 2nd one from the Left is an owl.

LOL! I saw that.;)

I just thought the owl had been photoshopped in, so the cat's reaction would have been from some other stimuli.:D

[dauls]

Start at the top an follow the pictures down...

[sesame]

Start at the top an follow the pictures down...
Excellent joke, 5 stars!!!:lol:


aw97, whats that with the Rubik's cube, practical approach to solving a problem... once and for all?:D

[interal]

An interesting marketing method.

[randolph]

Humm, I hope its well cooked.:eek::confused:

[The Conquistador]

What about this?

[interal]

I felt awful when I took my cat to be fixed. If he only knew I wonder how much he would have wanted revenge?:eek:

[The Conquistador]

hehehehehe

[dauls]

Perhaps this was the groundsman's response after losing his job... :lol:

[shadows]

Perhaps this was the groundsman's response after losing his job... :lol:

Or he was just looking for a sure-fire way to get turfed.;):D

[The Conquistador]

Here you go.

[Tread]

some varies

[dauls]

Broken nose and a trip to the f:censored:cking dentist.

[The Conquistador]

Broken nose and a trip to the f:censored:cking dentist.

That guy got FUCKED UP!!! :eek: Damn!

[shadows]

some varies

That picture of the bird reminds me of work! There are about 200 000+ crows there nightly. At least a couple of falcons ate one today. Hopefully they'll stay and scare off the crows(since our wonderful Mayor won't do anything about the massive overpopulation that we are dealing with), or at least eat some more of them.:eek:

[shadows]

Broken nose and a trip to the f:censored:cking dentist.

That is one of those pictures that you hope beyond hope is Photoshopped!:eek::eek::eek:

[ila]

That picture of the bird reminds me of work! There are about 200 000+ crows there nightly. At least a couple of falcons ate one today. Hopefully they'll stay and scare off the crows(since our wonderful Mayor won't do anything about the massive overpopulation that we are dealing with), or at least eat some more of them.:eek:

Maybe you can get your mayor to eat some crow. You had a mayor not too long ago that had to eat a lot of crow. :lol: (sorry, shadows, I couldn't resist that one)

[interal]

Amusing bodypainting

[shadows]

Maybe you can get your mayor to eat some crow. You had a mayor not too long ago that had to eat a lot of crow. :lol: (sorry, shadows, I couldn't resist that one)

Well, it depends on if you know what city I live in.;):D

[ila]

What would Freud have to say about the designers of this wall. For that matter what would he have to say about anyone that looks at this and gets a sexual meaning from it.

[alphanumeric]

The stormtroopers one amused me.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2659/4106429406_b02957450d.jpg

[The Conquistador]

I have a pic just for our Jen.

[dauls]

I bet it would work on some dumb ass out there.

[shadows]

I bet it would work on some dumb ass out there.

Having seen numerous episodes of COPS and America's Dumbest Criminals(I think that is the name of the show), I would agree with your statement.:lol:

[The Conquistador]

I have another that you might like.

[shadows]

I have another that you might like.

Angry Postman, do you have any with anti-crow ordnance?;):)

[The Conquistador]

Angry Postman, do you have any with anti-crow ordnance?;):)

Nope. Crows are a small portion of the bird population in SD. However, our lack of crows is more than compensated for by pigeons and seagulls. Yeccch! :frown:

[shadows]

Nope. Crows are a small portion of the bird population in SD. However, our lack of crows is more than compensated for by pigeons and seagulls. Yeccch! :frown:

Darn! Considering how we have over 200 000 of the disgusting creatures(who like to poop everywhere when you startle them, which is WAY too easy to do) at any given moment, would you like a few?;):innocent:

I can't wait for Spring when they finally start to leave again...

[dauls]

Darn! Considering how we have over 200 000 of the disgusting creatures(who like to poop everywhere when you startle them, which is WAY too easy to do) at any given moment, would you like a few?;):innocent:

I can't wait for Spring when they finally start to leave again...

Looks like they take great pleasure in making your life a misery.:frown:

[The Conquistador]

would you like a few?;):innocent:

Nope. Sorry:( I have my hands full with pigeons AKA rats with wings.





Now if you had 200,000 rounds of .22LR, that would be a different story.

[shadows]

Looks like they take great pleasure in making your life a misery.:frown:

You're doing this because of New Jersey's loss, aren't you?:eek::lol::p

[shadows]

Nope. Sorry:( I have my hands full with pigeons AKA rats with wings.





Now if you had 200,000 rounds of .22LR, that would be a different story.

At least the pigeons are a lot quieter than the crows. We've only got about 10-12 of them at the workplace at any given time, so they are never a problem. However, at around 7pm EST and 7am EST it looks like the Flight of The Valkrie up there with the crows! Where are the :censored: umbrellas?!?!?:eek:

[dauls]

You're doing this because of New Jersey's loss, aren't you?:eek::lol::p

No. That one was a pre-defeat post.:innocent: (check the time)

Maybe your "Flyers to win 2-1" prediction brought out a devilish :lol: streak in me.:p

[Tbone]

What would Freud have to say about the designers of this wall. For that matter what would he have to say about anyone that looks at this and gets a sexual meaning from it.

Looks like that picture was taken in England, probably London and probably on a bridge over the Thames.

If only I could see the route number on the front of the bus then I'd know which bridge to look for. I probably walk past penis row :lol: all the time and have never been observant enough to see them. Walking about town will be different from now on.

[ila]

Looks like that picture was taken in England, probably London and probably on a bridge over the Thames.

If only I could see the route number on the front of the bus then I'd know which bridge to look for. I probably walk past penis row :lol: all the time and have never been observant enough to see them. Walking about town will be different from now on.

I'm afraid that's the only picture that I have. The picture was sent to me so I can't even post one with a better resolution.

My first thought too was that it is probably in London, but then I saw that the bus in on the right side of the street so it may not be London (or even in the UK) unless the picture is reversed or the bridge is for one way traffic.

[interal]

I'm afraid that's the only picture that I have. The picture was sent to me so I can't even post one with a better resolution.

My first thought too was that it is probably in London, but then I saw that the bus in on the right side of the street so it may not be London (or even in the UK) unless the picture is reversed or the bridge is for one way traffic.

ila, looks like the Westminster Bridge, by the Houses of Parliament to me. The bus is in the left hand lane(s) coming towards the camera. If you look to the left of the bus there is another bus going away from the camera.

Not surprised that there is a row of cocks on the bridge by a building full of pricks.

Now if you ever come to London, you know which bridge to visit on a sunny day.:lol:

Tbone. Does your commute take you past Westmineter Bridge? If so you can have a laugh.

[ila]

ila, looks like the Westminster Bridge, by the Houses of Parliament to me. The bus is in the left hand lane(s) coming towards the camera. If you look to the left of the bus there is another bus going away from the camera.

You're right. I hadn't noticed the other bus.

Not surprised that there is a row of cocks on the bridge by a building full of pricks.

Now that is genuinely funny (and also too true).:respect:

Now if you ever come to London, you know which bridge to visit on a sunny day.:lol:

Thankyou. I wouldn't mind visiting London again. The next time I would like to stay much longer and get around a lot more. I didn't really see much on my first two visits and the last two times I was only passing through.

[The Conquistador]

The dangers of the Internet...

[shadows]

The dangers of the Internet...

LOL! You're getting some Rep for that pic, AP!:cool:

[dauls]

ila, looks like the Westminster Bridge, by the Houses of Parliament to me. The bus is in the left hand lane(s) coming towards the camera. If you look to the left of the bus there is another bus going away from the camera.

Not surprised that there is a row of cocks on the bridge by a building full of pricks.

Now if you ever come to London, you know which bridge to visit on a sunny day.:lol:

Tbone. Does your commute take you past Westmineter Bridge? If so you can have a laugh.

interal, :respect: on the location find. I will never walk across Westminster Bridge again without thinking "Penis Bridge". :lol:

Westminster Bridge runs East-West across the river so midday should be funniest viewing time.

Cillian Murphy is seen walking across Westminster Bridge early in the film "28 Days Later".

[dauls]

I have another that you might like.

http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=138778&d=1258389240


After losing a parent, kitty wanted revenge and now he had that German Shepherd in his sights.

[shadows]

After losing a parent, kitty wanted revenge and now he had that German Shepherd in his sights.

And he is a smart kitty, too! He has that plush star there to protect his kibbles 'n bits from the recoil of the gun!:lol:

[The Conquistador]

Imagine waking up to this:

[shadows]

Imagine waking up to this:

Ol' St. Nick sure looks jolly!:eek:

[Tread]

I'm not sure why I find these funny.

[shadows]

I like the bear picture. It reminds me of myself in the morning when I wake up. *yawn!*:D

[The Conquistador]

Here's something that will scar your mind: The Gary Busey Family!

[The Conquistador]

Good one Postman! Do you remember him in drag in "Under Siege"? :lol:

Unfortunately I do(shudders!) Yeccchhh! :no::no::no:


Too bad there isn't a barfing smiley...

[Jenae LaTorque]

Unfortunately I do(shudders!) Yeccchhh! :no:Too bad there isn't a barfing smiley...

Sure there is - - - -http://images.clipartof.com/small/22159-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Yellow-Emoticon-Face-Puking-Up-Green-Barf.jpg

[dauls]

Unfortunately I do(shudders!) Yeccchhh! :no::no::no:

Too bad there isn't a barfing smiley...

Bet he still wishes he looked like he did in the Under Siege drag picture. Next step zombie?

In the 4th jpg the left image is composed of the right side of his face repeated, and the image on the right is made from two left sides. Original in the middle. Is it me or is there's something Meatloaf-ish about the image on the left?

[shadows]

Here's something that will scar your mind: The Gary Busey Family!

It looks like he is trying to find something to bite!:eek:

I like him as an actor, especially in Lethal Weapon.:cool:

[shadows]

Unfortunately I do(shudders!) Yeccchhh! :no::no::no:


Too bad there isn't a barfing smiley...

Here are some for you, Angry Postman.;):)

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[Jenae LaTorque]

Maybe we could have one of these added to the options on the message page. I know I have seen some pics posted here that they would express my reaction to most adequately.

[The Conquistador]

I'll have to put this one up when I see something nasty!

[shadows]

I'll have to put this one up when I see something nasty!

That cat looks like he has taken a few eating tips from Garfield!:lol:

[randolph]

Patience is a virtue...

That is so horrible, I cant believe you posted that! :censored::no:

[The Conquistador]

How about this one then?

[The Conquistador]

That is so horrible, I cant believe you posted that! :censored::no:

What? I have a morbid sense of humor.

[dauls]

How about this one then?

:lol: OK :lol:

But could he solve this one?

[shadows]

:lol: OK :lol:

But could he solve this one?

It is amazing how many times you can see such similarities between a pet owner and their pet(usually a dog).:lol:

[The Conquistador]

For all the racers at the forum...

[shadows]

For all the racers at the forum...

Way too many of those cars out there. There is a modified Neon in town that has doors that go up like a lamborghini. How :censored: stupid!:rolleyes:

Needless to say the group of car "enthusiasts" spend every summer evening parked in the parking lot of the local Blockbuster. What did you expect? It's not like they can afford to put gas in the tank or anything?

The thing I hate the most about these modded cars is the muffler. It sounds like a wet fart, not like a car with real muscle. Give me a muscle car from the 70s rather than a weak-ass piece of crap that the "cool kids" are driving today.

[dauls]

'Wagon Wheels' on a car.:lol:

A DeLorean is aready crap enough without...:p

[alphanumeric]

Way too many of those cars out there. There is a modified Neon in town that has doors that go up like a lamborghini. How :censored: stupid!:rolleyes:

Needless to say the group of car "enthusiasts" spend every summer evening parked in the parking lot of the local Blockbuster. What did you expect? It's not like they can afford to put gas in the tank or anything?

The thing I hate the most about these modded cars is the muffler. It sounds like a wet fart, not like a car with real muscle. Give me a muscle car from the 70s rather than a weak-ass piece of crap that the "cool kids" are driving today.
:rolleyes:

heh...

[DSL]

This 19 year old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (i.e., she shot him).

It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later.

It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.

The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her:

(Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!) And the last thing that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!

If You Can Not Stand Behind Our Troops, please Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them!

[Tread]

Some tuning, my favourite is the third.
Why making something like the second row?

[interal]

When a tattooist charges by the letter...

[The Conquistador]

First on the douchebag list:

[dauls]

ABC News must be hoping to revive falling ratings...
:lol:

[DSL]

well well...

[The Conquistador]

Next on the chopping block:

[shadows]

Here's something that will scar your mind: The Gary Busey Family!

Speaking of Gary Busey, it looks like he has been voted the Most Ugly Actor. They say he has big teeth and looks funny.

[dauls]

28 Days Late:

[The Conquistador]

The Putin!

[ila]

The dangers of Santa Claus' job

[The Conquistador]

The dangers of Santa Claus' job

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You bastard! You owe me a new keyboard!:D

[shadows]

The dangers of Santa Claus' job

Thanks Ila! Man, I needed that laugh!:lol:

[DSL]

The dukes of fallujah

[The Conquistador]

Sage advice for the ladies...

[DSL]

strange people from walmart shoppers

[shadows]

LOL! I haven't seen anyone dressed like that at the local Walmart. Good thing, I guess.:lol:

[dauls]

Just trying to help her husband's falling approval rating.;)

[The Conquistador]

And another...

[DSL]

She's got balls!

[Tread]

3rd pic: Would be interesting what they have done after this.

[dauls]

3rd pic: Would be interesting what they have done after this.

Unfortunately the 4th picture in the above crane disaster is a fake. (See 4th and 5th pictures attached).

It happened in Connemara, Galway, Ireland in 2004, and the pictures made the papers in the UK.

When the larger green-cabbed mobile crane arrived they correctly deployed outriggers and lifted the car and the first truck out of the water.

NOTE:
First three pictures are real.

The 4th picture is real and was photoshopped to make the fake 5th picture.

[The Conquistador]

Yeah. Deploying outriggers is a must when working by edges with heavy equipment, especially if they have a boom or some kind of extendable arm.

[Tread]

Unfortunately the 4th picture in the above crane disaster is a fake. (See 4th and 5th pictures attached).

It happened in Connemara, Galway, Ireland in 2004, and the pictures made the papers in the UK.

When the larger green-cabbed mobile crane arrived they correctly deployed outriggers and lifted the car and the first truck out of the water.

NOTE:
First three pictures are real.

The 4th picture is real and was photoshopped to make the fake 5th picture.

Ahh, thanks for the info.
I should have noticed the manipulation.

[shadows]

Ahh, thanks for the info.
I should have noticed the manipulation.

I don't see how. It looked real enough to me. It is amazing how good of a job some of these "photo manipulators" really are!:eek::respect:

[dauls]

Ahh, thanks for the info.
I should have noticed the manipulation.

The pictures of the first mobile crane falling into the water gained significant attention for this story.

But after an unknown photoshopper faked the second mobile crane falling into the water and added it to the series an already popular story gained a second wind.:lol:

Footnote:
The driver of the white car was trapped upside down underwater, a female passerby saw the incident, called out to a local man for help, who jumped in and pulled the driver to safety.

[shadows]

The pictures of the first mobile crane falling into the water gained significant attention for this story.

But after an unknown photoshopper faked the second mobile crane falling into the water and added it to the series an already popular story gained a second wind.:lol:

Footnote:
The driver of the white car was trapped upside down underwater, a female passerby saw the incident, called out to a local man for help, who jumped in and pulled the driver to safety.

That is a good thing to hear. It would put a serious damper on the funny side to the story if anyone had died as a result of the accident(s).

[The Conquistador]

Rat weenies!

[Tread]

I don't see how. It looked real enough to me. It is amazing how good of a job some of these "photo manipulators" really are!:eek::respect:

Blue: The driver cab has the exact same photograph angle.
The cab is not totally fix with the underbody, so it would cant over; or if the truck were falling the cab would not cant over, but the water would splash.
The wheels should be coming more out, because the suspension is not stressed.
Red: The Truck is cut out unclean. You can see that some grey ground hides a bit of the green can in the background, and you can see the cutting edge from the ground under the truck and the other ground have slightly different colors.
Yellow: missing shadow from the truck
Green: The only sharp edge in this pic, all others are blurred while compressing or shrinking the pic. (between the first truck and the cane of the second truck)
Pink: made unsharp, looks fake dusty/foggy

[shadows]

Blue: The driver cab has the exact same photograph angle.
The cab is not totally fix with the underbody, so it would cant over; or if the truck were falling the cab would not cant over, but the water would splash.
The wheels should be coming more out, because the suspension is not stressed.
Red: The Truck is cut out unclean. You can see that some grey ground hides a bit of the green can in the background, and you can see the cutting edge from the ground under the truck and the other ground have slightly different colors.
Yellow: missing shadow from the truck
Green: The only sharp edge in this pic, all others are blurred while compressing or shrinking the pic. (between the first truck and the cane of the second truck)
Pink: made unsharp, looks fake dusty/foggy

I admit that I could tell it was fake, but not until someone pointed it out to me. When I first looked at your pictures I did not look at them overly long. I guess I may have noticed something fishy had I looked at them more closely.

[dauls]

Oh, :censored:!

[dauls]

Crocodile f:censored:cks up!:eek:

[dauls]

A gamekeeper in Uganda runs for his life after disturbing a hungry hippo having its favourite meal of grass.
Armed with only his walkie-talkie the gamekeeper survived.

The hippo looks really pissed off in the first picture.:lol::lol::lol:

[shadows]

Crocodile f:censored:cks up!:eek:

I wonder if the crocodile made it out of there alive?:eek:

[shadows]

A gamekeeper in Uganda runs for his life after disturbing a hungry hippo having its favourite meal of grass.
Armed with only his walkie-talkie the gamekeeper survived.

The hippo looks really pissed off in the first picture.:lol::lol::lol:

That fellow is lucky to be alive! I am sure he probably crapped his pants while that was going on. I know I would have!:lol:

[dauls]

I wonder if the crocodile made it out of there alive?:eek:

:no: he didn't. It was his last mistake.:p - The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html)

[shadows]

:no: he didn't. It was his last mistake.:p - The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html)

Thanks for the link, dauls. It was very interesting to read(and see) about how one fateful decision cost the croc his life!:eek:

Nice to see one of the readers who left a comment to the article thought that a crocodile was a fish.:lol::lol:

[DSL]

She will walk 3 feet behind you in walmart.

[The Conquistador]

She will walk 3 feet behind you in walmart.

Me love you long time...

[DSL]

Didn't your mother allways tell you never to plaatic bags over head. :lol:

[DSL]

a rottweiler showing you how to make a cake

[not2old]

a rottweiler showing you how to make a cake

A friend helping to clean up.

[randolph]

Red neck Santa Claus

[The Conquistador]

Anti-gravity kitty!

[ila]

Anti-gravity kitty!

Thanks, postman, that's one of the best pictures in this thread.

[dauls]

...Your Buddy, Santa

[The Conquistador]

...Your Buddy, Santa

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[The Conquistador]

Ghetto sound system

[The Conquistador]

Not exactly a picture but funny nonetheless.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4348999/v205793908

[DSL]

people of walmart
cheerleader and a pimp ( Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes )

[shadows]

Ghetto sound system

That pictures rocks!:respect:

[randolph]

Krazey Canucks

[The Conquistador]

Krazey Canucks

Randolph! Where did you find that pic of Ila? :eek:

[randolph]

Randolph! Where did you find that pic of Ila? :eek:

Heh, Heh, Ill never tell. :lol:

[shadows]

Heh, Heh, Ill never tell. :lol:

Reaaaallllly?;)

How about after I give you some 145066 ?:innocent:

[randolph]

Reaaaallllly?;)

How about after I give you some 145066 ?:innocent:


Ooooh, tempting!;)

All I can say is that Fran had nothing to do with it.

[ila]

Randolph! Where did you find that pic of Ila? :eek:

And I thought that no one was watching. :lol:

[shadows]

Ooooh, tempting!;)

All I can say is that Fran had nothing to do with it.

Hmmmmmmm.145165

[The Conquistador]

And I thought that no one was watching. :lol:

Just hope that your nuts don't come off after being in that ice cold water. Protect your moneymaker! :yes:

[CCC]

a rottweiler showing you how to make a cake

LOL Looks exactly like my ex-wifes chichuachua :no:

[The Conquistador]

Spirit of the Brits!

[Tread]

I never thought about "light the fuse" for a golden shower.

[jimnaseum]

self explanatory

[jimnaseum]

What kind of wine goes with a Big Mac?

[Jenae LaTorque]

What kind of wine goes with a Big Mac?

It would seem to be a red wine, perhaps a nice rose? At least with a whopper. That special sauce of a Big Mac though only goes well with Thunderbbird wine.

[dauls]

I know some Wii games have a simple concept behind them, but what's the point of "Wii Nipples"? ;)
http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=145941&d=1262237332

[Natalie_J]

As it's New Year...

[dauls]

We had our second little spell of snow here in the South of England, but not enough to make snow porn on the neighbour's car

[DSL]

A picture that says a 1,000 words!

[The Conquistador]

Spaceballs!

[shadows]

There was definitely something lost in translation with that Terminators package.;):lol:

[DSL]

use the fail luke

[DSL]

welcom to the shady side of life...
Phoenix Az.

[randolph]

Aren't languages wonderful?:lol:

[jimnaseum]

I'll bite.....

[Natalie_J]

But Honey it's cold outside...

[randolph]

Try it you'll like it.:lol:

[dauls]

Toilet paper with instructions, and with games to keep you occupied... while you're occupied. :innocent:
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[shadows]

Wouldn't the ink from the pen stain your butt? Besides, I hate Sudoku!:eek::lol::p

[The Conquistador]

Another pic of our resident polar bear, ila. :)

[ila]

Another pic of our resident polar bear, ila. :)

I like it. That's quite good. :)

[randolph]

For all you Eskimos, here is something to warm you up.;)

[The Conquistador]

Forget Krav Maga... This is where it's at.

[randolph]

Good for Lisa!

[randolph]

Its a crazy world.:rolleyes:

[The Conquistador]

I'd hate to be the guy who got his nuts caught in a beachchair! That would suck! Now he knows what the dog in Joe Dirt felt like with his nuts stuck to the porch...

[shadows]

I'd hate to be the guy who got his nuts caught in a beachchair! That would suck! Now he knows what the dog in Joe Dirt felt like with his nuts stuck to the porch...

I guess it's a good thing a crab didn't come by and give him a pinch!:eek:

[The Conquistador]

I guess it's a good thing a crab didn't come by and give him a pinch!:eek:

Or that there wasn't a lobster knife fight...

[shadows]

Or that there wasn't a lobster knife fight...

All we need now is a stick of butter, because no matter which lobster loses, our stomachs win!;):p:drool:

[ila]

Or that there wasn't a lobster knife fight...

All we need now is a stick of butter, because no matter which lobster loses, our stomachs win!;):p:drool:

My bet is on the Nova Scotia lobster to take the PEI lobster (shadows and smc will know what I mean).

[randolph]

Some gourmet delights.

[shadows]

My bet is on the Nova Scotia lobster to take the PEI lobster (shadows and smc will know what I mean).

I would?:innocent:;)

[dauls]

Swedish chocolate and Danish gummy candy

[shadows]

May I get a bar of Plopp please, with a side dish of Vingummi Spunk?:lol:

[dauls]

In Denmark "SLUT SPURT" apparently appears in shop windows for an end of season sale.:eek:

[randolph]

Some more funnies.

[Tbone]

Not refreshing

[randolph]

More signs of the times.:lol:

[dauls]

A truck travelling with its dumper raised hit a pedestrian footbridge in Istanbul. Miraculously only one person was injured (on left), two others (to the right of where the lorry hit bridge) narrowly missed falling to the road.

Truck hits bridge at about 20 seconds into clip. It is repeated in close-up at 1min 20 secs.

Dump Truck Destroys Highway Bridge (@YouTube) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxKDOiVJx_w)

[shadows]

If that person on the left had not stopped(could have been looking down and not seen the truck coming) when they did, there most likely would have been a fatality. I cannot believe how idiotic that driver was! I don't know what the laws are like over there, so I can only imagine what sort of punishment/jail time the driver could be looking at.:eek:

[randolph]

Signs of the times.:eek:

[The Conquistador]

Signs of the times.:eek:

Good thing for the staple holes in the condom. Sometimes my cock needs to breathe during sex...;)

[The Conquistador]

Rational realization?

[The Conquistador]

Hey aw! Here's some more funny t-shirts!

[shadows]

149731


Mmmmmmmmm. McRib!;):lol:

[randolph]

Some big wood.

[shadows]

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Is that the Fonz in the water?;)

[The Conquistador]

Canadian beer cooler!!!

[ila]

Canadian beer cooler!!!

I think that's just a cheap imitation. A real Canadian beer cooler would have much more beer in it. :)

[shadows]

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;)

[Tread]

I always mix up Mexican food, Burritos, Doritos, Tacos, Nachos ?.
Postman: I hope it didn?t felt like the Doritos in the first pic.

[shadows]

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That dastardly villain!:eek::lol:

[dauls]

New swimming advice coming to a beach near you this summer.;)

[shadows]

New swimming advice coming to a beach near you this summer.;)

Looks like it's a chilly day to be swimming.;):lol:

[dauls]

What happens when Olive Oyl eats too much spinach...
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[The Conquistador]

Obi Wan was right!!!

[The Conquistador]

Now that's a bayonet!!! :eek::eek::eek:

[shadows]

Also, a hairy Anglo in a futuristic thong is not very gentle on the eyes...

It is not our fault that you chose to post a picture of yourself clad in that particular outfit.:lol::p:lol:

[shadows]

The real reason that Garfield doesn't want to get rid of the mice in Jon's house.;)

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[shadows]

Oops!:eek:

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