The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day [Archive] - Page 2

smc

03-10-2010, 11:29 PM

How long is your tongue?

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleeping

shadows

03-10-2010, 11:33 PM

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleeping

I never knew you had a Gene Simmons fetish. Huh!;):p:lol:

ila

03-11-2010, 05:43 PM

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleeping

Well thankyou very much, smc. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.:frown:

The Conquistador

03-11-2010, 06:40 PM

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleeping

Here. Take this!

sesame

03-11-2010, 09:02 PM

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleepingGene ...who? What does he do? Does he provoke fear in you or, the Big Polar Bear?

sesame

03-11-2010, 09:15 PM

Here. Take this!
No, No. You better take this... ...It will help you live upto 116 years!!!!

sesame

03-11-2010, 09:36 PM

The Chinchin Dekachin temple... for the Nipponjin ;)

smc

03-13-2010, 09:36 PM

Well thankyou very much, smc. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.:frown:

Sorry, ila. I just saw this. I hope you were able to sleep. I succeeded in getting the image out of my head by looking at some really delicious girl cocks around the Forum.

I never knew you had a Gene Simmons fetish. Huh!;):p:lol:

As for you, shadows, I'm sorry but I don't. So you'll have to find someone else to share in your fantasy.

shadows

03-13-2010, 09:40 PM

Sorry, ila. I just saw this. I hope you were able to sleep. I succeeded in getting the image out of my head by looking at some really delicious girl cocks around the Forum.

As for you, shadows, I'm sorry but I don't. So you'll have to find someone else to share in your fantasy.

One person's fantasy is another person's reality.:lol:

ila

03-13-2010, 09:47 PM

Sorry, ila. I just saw this. I hope you were able to sleep. I succeeded in getting the image out of my head by looking at some really delicious girl cocks around the Forum.

I did the same thing and it worked perfectly.

smc

03-13-2010, 10:04 PM

I did the same thing and it worked perfectly.

Of course, you did. I wouldn't have expected anything less.

smc

03-15-2010, 07:54 PM

A friend of mine is a web designer who has been having this kind of trouble with clients lately. She shared this great cartoon with me earlier today.

sesame

03-16-2010, 05:15 PM

A friend of mine is a web designer who has been having this kind of trouble with clients lately. She shared this great cartoon with me earlier today.I have first hand experience in this kind of harassment by clients. In one particular case, I was working for a large corporation. My web design got approval after a month-long dilly dally on their part. They unanimously accepted it. And just when I felt relaxed at last, their regional board got reshuffled and I had to deal with a new Boss! This bitch wanted me to change the concept and draw anew!!

dauls

03-16-2010, 11:30 PM

I have also seen many important things on the internet... :innocent:
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smc

03-16-2010, 11:33 PM

I have also seen many important things on the internet... :innocent:
154272:lol:

Dammit, dauls, I was just about to logoff and catch some shut-eye, and then you have to remind me of my purpose in life.

We fought a Revolution against your sorry-ass country so we wouldn't have to ... oh, screw it. I'll just stay up for a few more minutes.

shadows

03-16-2010, 11:45 PM

I have also seen many important things on the internet... :innocent:
154272:lol:

Cripes. We have someone like that over at CC. Highly annoying!:eek::rolleyes::lol:

dauls

03-19-2010, 03:38 PM

:cool: A water balloon bursts.

:eek: A light bulb breaks.

shadows

03-19-2010, 10:55 PM

:cool: A water balloon bursts.

:eek: A light bulb breaks.

Isn't it amazing how a brief moment can change how something looks?:cool:

Neat!:respect:

smc

03-19-2010, 10:58 PM

Isn't it amazing how a brief moment can change how something looks?:cool:

Neat!:respect:

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

shadows

03-19-2010, 11:00 PM

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

LOL! That looks more like something with a blanket thrown over it than an actual iceberg. A bad job of Photoshop for that one.:lol:

However, it was a funny picture. Thanks for posting it.:respect:

smc

03-19-2010, 11:03 PM

LOL! That looks more like something with a blanket thrown over it than an actual iceberg. A bad job of Photoshop for that one.:lol

That's not what the blogger who described the giant load of icy jizz he sucked out of it said. And he said it on the Internet, so it must be true.

shadows

03-19-2010, 11:26 PM

That's not what the blogger who described the giant load of icy jizz he sucked out of it said. And he said it on the Internet, so it must be true.

Maybe it was an icecube from a really, really large glass of water.;):lol:

smc

03-19-2010, 11:28 PM

Maybe it was an icecube from a really, really large glass of water.;):lol:

I don't know what kind of jizz you've been drinking, but that really doesn't make any sense. :rolleyes:

shadows

03-19-2010, 11:35 PM

I don't know what kind of jizz you've been drinking, but that really doesn't make any sense. :rolleyes:

No, my last post was talking about the picture again, and not about the blogger that was full of bullplop.;) I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post.:p

smc

03-19-2010, 11:40 PM

No, my last post was talking about the picture again, and not about the blogger that was full of bullplop.;) I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post.:p

That has got to be the absolute lamest excuse I have ever read on this forum: "I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post." I seriously am laughing so hard I can barely type. What possible reason would you have for that? C'mon, shadows, top it with your reply!

shadows

03-19-2010, 11:47 PM

That has got to be the absolute lamest excuse I have ever read on this forum: "I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post." I seriously am laughing so hard I can barely type. What possible reason would you have for that? C'mon, shadows, top it with your reply!

I was too tired. Is that better?:censored:

:p:lol::p:lol:

The Conquistador

03-20-2010, 12:02 AM

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

It's so damn cold that even the icebergs balls receeded back...

The Conquistador

03-20-2010, 12:07 AM

Ball freezing temperatures are where ila goes to relax...

shadows is only 2 posts away from beating SMC. Can he make it?

shadows

03-20-2010, 12:12 AM

Ball freezing temperatures are where ila goes to relax...

shadows is only 2 posts away from beating SMC. Can he make it?

Postman, I was actually ahead of smc(as of yesterday), but he has done some Mad Posting today to storm ahead.

He is the master of the inane, after all.;):lol::p:lol:

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!:eek::eek::eek:

The Conquistador

03-20-2010, 12:14 AM

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!:eek::eek::eek:

Like the dog on Joe Dirt?

ila! Did you forget to spray your iceberg with PAM?

smc

03-20-2010, 12:20 AM

I was too tired. Is that better?:censored:

:p:lol::p:lol:

Nope. By top it, I meant make me laugh. I didn't laugh.

smc

03-20-2010, 12:26 AM

Postman, I was actually ahead of smc(as of yesterday), but he has done some Mad Posting today to storm ahead.

He is the master of the inane, after all.;):lol::p:lol:

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!:eek::eek::eek:

Hey, guys, thanks for pointing me in the direction of looking at post numbers ... NOT! I had no idea I was in shadows' territory, nor do I care.

But as long as I'm being accused of doing "Mad Posting" of "inane" comment, I feel I must defend myself. I am writing an epic story in the Freebies thread, posting pictures, and celebrating every succulent cock I see with a note about how much I want to suck it. I ask you, does that fit the definition of "inane"?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

Of course, I can stop posting pictures (which I'm sure neither of you EVER look at), or anything else I post, and switch to emulating shadows' types of posts. Just let me know. I'll be up for a while. ;)

shadows

03-20-2010, 12:31 AM

Hey, guys, thanks for pointing me in the direction of looking at post numbers ... NOT! I had no idea I was in shadows' territory, nor do I care.

But as long as I'm being accused of doing "Mad Posting" of "inane" comment, I feel I must defend myself. I am writing an epic story in the Freebies thread, posting pictures, and celebrating every succulent cock I see with a note about how much I want to suck it. I ask you, does that fit the definition of "inane"?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

Of course, I can stop posting pictures (which I'm sure neither of you EVER look at), or anything else I post, and switch to emulating shadows' types of posts. Just let me know. I'll be up for a while. ;)

Ouch! That was a good burn. I'll give you that one.:respect:

And don't you dare stop posting those wonderful pictures(or tantalizing stories)!:)

Tread

03-20-2010, 10:56 AM

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!:eek::eek::eek:

His balls are frozen to the ice? And he has to wait for the Spring thaw? Maybe the moment of the iceberg isn?t over yet?
And for the relaxing: It?s soon time to camouflage and open season for Easter bunnies.

shadows

03-20-2010, 01:59 PM

His balls are frozen to the ice? And he has to wait for the Spring thaw? Maybe the moment of the iceberg isn?t over yet?
And for the relaxing: It?s soon time to camouflage and open season for Easter bunnies.

Now that was a funny post. Thank you Tread.:respect:

ila

03-20-2010, 04:35 PM

......open season for Easter bunnies.

How did you know that I always eat the ears first? :);)

smc

03-20-2010, 06:31 PM

How did you know that I always eat the ears first? :);)

On a lark, I entered "eat the ears" into Google to see what I would come up with. The first link was to "Wiki Answers," where the following appeared:

Why do people eat the ears on the chocolate bunny first?

Because if you start to feel guilty you can stop eating it and the bunny will still be alive.

... thus proving that ila is, indeed, Mr. Sensitive. :lol:

Tread

03-20-2010, 08:29 PM

How did you know that I always eat the ears first? :);)

I think a remote relative of us told me.

jimnaseum

03-20-2010, 09:30 PM

Who wants a little "head?":(

Tbone

03-21-2010, 12:31 PM

Only in Japan.:confused:

dauls

03-22-2010, 08:48 PM

...play shadow puppets.
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dauls

03-22-2010, 10:00 PM

...the dangers.
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smc

03-22-2010, 10:30 PM

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. The first one is a bit dated, but quite incisive. Perhaps it belongs in the Sarah Palin thread. ;)

smc

03-22-2010, 10:36 PM

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. Your reaction to the second one will depend on your sense of humor and how you feel about furniture. (Oh, and whether you were in a fraternity in college.)

smc

03-22-2010, 10:43 PM

]A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. I saved the best one for last. It seems that Clark Kent's sidekick has a secret.

The Conquistador

03-23-2010, 07:06 PM

This is what hyperinflation looks like:

shadows

03-24-2010, 12:26 AM

This is what hyperinflation looks like:

So that is what our new currency is going to look like(Canadian money is getting "upgraded" in the near future).:eek:

smc

03-24-2010, 07:29 AM

This is a real headline from the Eastern Echo (Ypsilanti, Michigan). The reporter is Tom Brandt.

Please, I do not want to start a political discussion with this post. I present this only as a very funny headline in a newspaper.

What I'd like to know, and I'm sure I speak for many Forum members: what about Michelle's package?

smc

03-25-2010, 10:35 PM

Who said American ingenuity was waning?

Natalie_J

03-26-2010, 03:45 AM

Not so much Mystic Pizza...

smc

03-26-2010, 07:38 AM

Not so much Mystic Pizza...

I have two questions about this pizza.

1. Does the pizza get delivered by someone on a broomstick?

2. Who the hell gets pepperoni and bacon on a pizza?

dauls

03-26-2010, 09:31 AM

Superman is always watching you.

dauls

03-26-2010, 11:22 AM

:lol:Google being too damn smart for itself...

smc

03-26-2010, 03:03 PM

I wonder how Lois might see fit to use that whip when she finds out that the Man of Steel has been two-timing her with Catwoman?

smc

03-26-2010, 04:14 PM

The way Superman treats Lois in the one you posted just above sends her looking for an alternative lover. And here's what happens:

Natalie_J

03-26-2010, 06:02 PM

I have two questions about this pizza.

1. Does the pizza get delivered by someone on a broomstick?

2. Who the hell gets pepperoni and bacon on a pizza?
1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...

2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night? :)

smc

03-26-2010, 07:25 PM

1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...

2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night? :)

I think I've seen that man. Is his first name "Dare"?

shadows

03-26-2010, 11:16 PM

1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...

2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night? :)

*knocks on Natalie's door*

Why hello there beautiful lady! How would you like a slice of heaven? It won't cost you very much, and it is simply divine.:innocent:

Natalie_J

03-27-2010, 03:30 PM

*knocks on Natalie's door*

Why hello there beautiful lady! How would you like a slice of heaven? It won't cost you very much, and it is simply divine.:innocent:
Shadows? Is that you under that mask?

smc

03-27-2010, 03:34 PM

Julie Newmar. Yes! :respect:

For the unitiated, I present Julie Newmar. In my youth, she was second only to Diana Rigg for my pre-pubescent attention. mmmmm, now if only I could travel back in time, meet both of them together, and discover something extra in their pants. I'm going to pass out just thinking about it!

shadows

03-27-2010, 06:02 PM

Shadows? Is that you under that mask?

Why yes it is! Shall I take it off for you?:innocent:;)

shadows

03-27-2010, 06:02 PM

For the unitiated, I present Julie Newmar. In my youth, she was second only to Diana Rigg for my pre-pubescent attention. mmmmm, now if only I could travel back in time, meet both of them together, and discover something extra in their pants. I'm going to pass out just thinking about it!

Meeeeeeeow!:yes:

The Conquistador

03-28-2010, 03:15 PM

Another chapter in our polar bear chronicles...

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv74/mrmught/polarbearmeme.jpg

Natalie_J

03-28-2010, 03:21 PM

Why yes it is! Shall I take it off for you?:innocent:;)

No, I think it might be quite sexy if you leave it on... ;)

The Conquistador

03-28-2010, 03:22 PM

Yet another pic of our adventurous ila!

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv74/mrmught/ilapolarbear.jpg

ila

03-28-2010, 03:24 PM

Yet another pic of our adventurous ila!

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv74/mrmught/ilapolarbear.jpg

:lol: That was definitely me last week.

smc

03-28-2010, 03:27 PM

Yet another pic of our adventurous ila!

I would gladly substitute for ila any day, moderating, if I could just get some of that sweet lovin' all the girls seem to send his way. :rolleyes:

shadows

03-28-2010, 03:32 PM

No, I think it might be quite sexy if you leave it on... ;)

Alrighty then.;)

How much would you like, Natalie?;)

(of course, I will have to take the mask off later, as it gets really hot and sticky after being on for so long:innocent:)

shadows

03-28-2010, 03:33 PM

I would gladly substitute for ila any day, moderating, if I could just get some of that sweet lovin' all the girls seem to send his way. :rolleyes:

It's because he lives in such a frigid climate; they just want to warm the poor ol' guy up!:lol:

shadows

03-28-2010, 03:40 PM

Here is the true story of Garfield's final day.:eek:

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Natalie_J

03-28-2010, 03:56 PM

(of course, I will have to take the mask off later, as it gets really hot and sticky after being on for so long:innocent:)
I don't see why - you won't be wearing anything else ;)

(BTW, extra pineapple on mine please!)

shadows

03-28-2010, 04:09 PM

I don't see why - you won't be wearing anything else ;)

(BTW, extra pineapple on mine please!)

Exxxxcellent! 155829

Would you like some extra hot sauce as well? 155830

I aim to please, after all, and satisfaction is guaranteed. 155831

The Conquistador

03-29-2010, 06:47 PM

I would gladly substitute for ila any day, moderating, if I could just get some of that sweet lovin' all the girls seem to send his way. :rolleyes:

I guess polar bears have that irresistable sex appeal... Or as the French say, "Je ne sais quois." :censored:

Tread

03-31-2010, 02:26 PM

How to know you are not the favourite child.

The Conquistador

03-31-2010, 06:44 PM

Mr. Tread: :lol::lol::lol:

smc

03-31-2010, 10:39 PM

"You're not going to give me one of those French kisses, Nicolas, are you?"

smc

03-31-2010, 10:40 PM

"But your wife should feel free to do so."

dauls

04-03-2010, 09:49 AM

:innocent: Carth Vader...

smc

04-03-2010, 11:31 AM

Mine can match this parent for parent and sibling for sibling.

smc

04-04-2010, 12:23 PM

I came across this, called "guy message," and had to share it. I'm so glad this isn't the kind of guy I've ever been.

smc

04-08-2010, 04:28 PM

I'm sure many of you have heard the old wive's tale regarding a correlation between shoe size and penis size. While largely debunked, imagine if it were true, and whoever wears these shoes pulls down his or her pants!

shadows

04-09-2010, 11:21 PM

I guess they finally got his Lucky Charms...:confused:

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smc

04-10-2010, 04:47 AM

I guess they finally got his Lucky Charms...:confused:

Perhaps he was another victim of a vicious and inexplicable PETA attack?

smc

04-10-2010, 04:49 AM

I guess they finally got his Lucky Charms...:confused:

The killer's breakfast?

ila

04-10-2010, 09:16 AM

The killer's breakfast?

How barbaric!!! Everyone knows that a light crisp pilsener goes with Lucky Charms and not a Guinness. What is this world coming to?

smc

04-10-2010, 12:26 PM

How barbaric!!! Everyone knows that a light crisp pilsener goes with Lucky Charms and not a Guinness. What is this world coming to?

Perhaps. I wouldn't eat Lucky Charms if they were the last food on earth, so I wouldn't know. But this I do know: the best beer with a real breakfast -- an omelet, bacon or sausage, toast, sliced tomatoes, etc. (like I have almost every Sunday) -- is Founder's Breakfast Stout. That is no joke.

Tread

04-10-2010, 01:42 PM

The killer's breakfast?

Pour some milk over it and spoon it up. That?s a killer breakfast.

shadows

04-11-2010, 03:37 AM

Perhaps he was another victim of a vicious and inexplicable PETA attack?

She's got a couple of buckets of something, and it sure as hell isn't gold!;):lol::p

shadows

04-11-2010, 03:49 PM

What a waste of good Jameson! :(

He will just place them in his "pot of gold" and save it for some poor unsuspecting rainbow-chaser.:eek:;):lol:

Tread

04-11-2010, 05:32 PM

He will just place them in his "pot of gold" and save it for some poor unsuspecting rainbow-chaser.:eek:;):lol:

Pot of "gold" at the end of the rainbow? That stinks to heaven.

smc

04-11-2010, 08:44 PM

Are you all really Jameson drinkers? Damn, we need to get together. There is never, ever, less than 1 full bottle of Jameson in my liquor cabinet, and I have their Midleton, too. I even have special Jameson glasses, stolen from the pub at the Jameson distillery in Dublin when I was particularly drunk one night!

ila

04-11-2010, 09:15 PM

smc

04-11-2010, 09:35 PM

Two fingers of Jameson and no ice and heaven forbid no water. :eek: It lets the flavour come through.

Indeed, always straight up. I like my Jameson the way I like my girl cocks. ;)

shadows

04-12-2010, 12:22 AM

smc

04-12-2010, 12:37 AM

I've never had Jameson before. I gather that it's good?;)

It's the best of the standard blended Irish whiskeys (by standard, I mean not a single malt, and not their Midleton, which is a special blend at $125/bottle). It's also the wise choice in a Boston pub if you want an Irish whiskey and don't want to be dragged outside and beaten senseless in the street for ordering Bushmills. The reason has to do with Northern Ireland politics. Asking for a Bushmills in a Boston Irish pub is essentially the same as walking in and shouting "Long live the Queen!"

smc

04-12-2010, 12:43 AM

I've never had Jameson before. I gather that it's good?;)

Hey, shadows, were you hoping it would be JENNA Jameson?

shadows

04-12-2010, 12:45 AM

Hey, shadows, were you hoping it would be JENNA Jameson?

I guess that particular Jameson wouldn't be too bad either.;):lol:

smc

04-12-2010, 12:49 AM

I guess that particular Jameson wouldn't be too bad either.;):lol:

If she had a cock, it would give a new meaning to having "a shot of Jameson."

Now I can't stop thinking about Jenna Jameson with a cock. Where are the fakes when we need them?!;)

Tread

04-12-2010, 05:57 AM

Where are the fakes when we need them?!;)

I?ve no idea.:innocent:
Jameson with Jameson

The Conquistador

04-12-2010, 06:51 PM

Did you know that in Japan there is a beer marketed towards kids?

Check it out: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05/31/japanese-beer-company-releases-beer-for-kids/

dauls

04-13-2010, 11:01 AM

I've learnt how to drink in moderation.

dauls

04-13-2010, 11:52 AM

Did you know that in Japan there is a beer marketed towards kids?

Check it out: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05/31/japanese-beer-company-releases-beer-for-kids/

...child or chilled?

smc

04-13-2010, 12:39 PM

I'm not sure whether this resolves the age-old "nature or nurture" debate.

ila

04-13-2010, 05:21 PM

I've learnt how to drink in moderation.

Me too, dauls. I have just one beer per day (from the biggest mug or glass that I can find).

The Conquistador

04-18-2010, 07:20 PM

Barroom brawler...

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv74/mrmught/Ilafighter.jpg

ila

04-18-2010, 09:06 PM

Barroom brawler...

That's one really fierce looking brawler.:)

shadows

04-19-2010, 01:37 AM

What a rotten thing for that apple to do!;)

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shadows

04-19-2010, 01:40 AM

It all seems so true...:eek:

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shadows

04-19-2010, 01:41 AM

Shattered dreams...

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shadows

04-19-2010, 01:43 AM

Not the best thing to do...:eek:

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shadows

04-19-2010, 01:45 AM

Is it lunchtime already?

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smc

04-21-2010, 06:55 PM

Be careful which airline you choose.

Tread

04-21-2010, 07:56 PM

You never know how dangerous a cloud of Volcano ash will become.

shadows

04-22-2010, 01:48 PM

Talk about a bad case of heartburn!;):lol:

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smc

04-22-2010, 02:13 PM

Another variety of "old flame."

shadows

04-25-2010, 07:02 PM

I don't forsee a happy outcome...:eek:

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shadows

04-25-2010, 07:04 PM

A true family tradition...purchasing the first family pet.:)

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shadows

04-25-2010, 07:05 PM

The Koala Wars begins anew...;)

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Tread

04-28-2010, 02:12 PM

Mario's mistake

shadows

04-28-2010, 11:26 PM

Mario's mistake

LOL! It took me a moment to realize what the mistake was, but once I figured it out...nice one Tread.:lol:

Tbone

04-30-2010, 08:25 PM

If only all printer problems were this easy to solve.

Tread

05-01-2010, 05:54 PM

To scare crows away is not that easy as it was once.

shadows

05-02-2010, 12:10 AM

To scare crows away is not that easy as it was once.

You just had to post a picture with a damned crow in it, didn't you?:eek::p:lol:

With regards to the picture, I have to say that it is a typical action from a dastardly, evil crow.:yes::lol:

dauls

05-02-2010, 12:42 AM

You just had to post a picture with a damned crow in it, didn't you?:eek::p:lol:

With regards to the picture, I have to say that it is a typical action from a dastardly, evil crow.:yes::lol:

shadows, I know these ones are not crows, but birds can be annoying :censored:, can't they?

shadows

05-02-2010, 12:49 AM

shadows, I know these ones are not crows, but birds can be annoying :censored:, can't they?

I find their behaviour to be quite shitty at times.;):lol::p

Tread

05-03-2010, 08:02 AM

You just had to post a picture with a damned crow in it, didn't you?:eek::p:lol:

With regards to the picture, I have to say that it is a typical action from a dastardly, evil crow.:yes::lol:

It wasn?t easy to find an acceptable one.
I find birds, and especially songbirds and pigeons, annoying too. But I respect several members of the crow family, because of their intelligence.

shadows

05-04-2010, 12:39 AM

It wasn?t easy to find an acceptable one.
I find birds, and especially songbirds and pigeons, annoying too. But I respect several members of the crow family, because of their intelligence.

I might have respected them had they not shit on every square inch of ground at work and stunk it to high heaven. Having about 300000 crows milling about at one location tends to do that.;):lol:

shadows

05-04-2010, 12:41 AM

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.;)

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shadows

05-04-2010, 12:42 AM

His goose is cooked now!:eek:

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Tread

05-04-2010, 10:44 AM

I might have respected them had they not shit on every square inch of ground at work and stunk it to high heaven. Having about 300000 crows milling about at one location tends to do that.;):lol:

How do you feed them, to allow such a huge population?
Maybe you should guard the food supplies from the crows.

shadows

05-04-2010, 11:18 PM

How do you feed them, to allow such a huge population?
Maybe you should guard the food supplies from the crows.

During the non-winter months, the crows migrate to different parts of North America and the main flock shrinks immensely. Unfortunately, during the winter, they all join up into one huge flock and descend like locusts upon our city.

They feed on garbage and feast on whatever they can get in the fields. They roosted at the plant because it was nice and quiet, which was quite unfortunate as well.

ETA: Great pictures, by the way!:)

aw9725

05-05-2010, 01:42 PM

All this crow talk made me think of "The Birds." And then I remembered this scene from Mel Brooks "High Anxiety"! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPcdVdE7rfk

Tread

05-05-2010, 07:27 PM

They feed on garbage and feast on whatever they can get in the fields. They roosted at the plant because it was nice and quiet, which was quite unfortunate as well.

Is there nothing your city or state do against these beautiful landfills or the gaping wide open waste containers, or where else the garbage is stored?
I guess the fields give not too much in the winter time.

shadows

05-05-2010, 10:54 PM

Is there nothing your city or state do against these beautiful landfills or the gaping wide open waste containers, or where else the garbage is stored?
I guess the fields give not too much in the winter time.

The person driving that vehicle in the landfill is probably looking around wondering if the birds are going to go after him!;):eek::lol:

The Conquistador

05-10-2010, 01:57 PM

Good ol' Rob Halford says:

Tread

05-13-2010, 10:12 AM

"ET" weirdness. Elliott must have pissed him off! Would love it if someone could translate. :lol:

Do you know from witch manga this is from? Maybe a translation exists.

An odd Mr.Transition from Mr.E.T. to phone home.
(Additional note: T-Mobile is a mobile telephone provider, active in Central, East Europe and USA.)

shadows

05-14-2010, 01:27 AM

The poor kid is addicted...:eek:

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shadows

05-14-2010, 01:29 AM

Put your hand up if this has ever happened to you.;)

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shadows

05-14-2010, 01:30 AM

ohhhhh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!

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shadows

05-14-2010, 01:32 AM

I wonder if this is a scam?;)

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aw9725

05-14-2010, 07:03 PM

Shadows,

That last one is sick! But very funny!!! :lol: :respect:

Some of these remind me of the "Far Side." Gotta go find the "Floating Head of Death" one. Be back soon! :cool:

shadows

05-15-2010, 01:16 AM

Shadows,

That last one is sick! But very funny!!! :lol: :respect:

Some of these remind me of the "Far Side." Gotta go find the "Floating Head of Death" one. Be back soon! :cool:

Glad you liked it, aw. I agree with you about the similarities between the two cartoons. The Far Side and The Argyle Sweater have similar styles(and similar types of humour). I loved reading The Far Side, so it makes sense that I would love The Argyle Sweater as well.

And that Floating Head of Death one? Classic!:respect:

shadows

05-15-2010, 01:17 AM

There are also entire series of these out there. Some with "do it yourself" captions. :innocent:

I have made a few with one that has Batman and Robin in various comic panels. They are quite funny, but I cannot recall the site where they had the base panels with which you could place the words.

shadows

05-15-2010, 01:19 AM

Here is an example of one of the ones I made.;)

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ila

05-15-2010, 06:37 PM

shadows and his co-workers on a busy day at work?

smc

05-15-2010, 07:36 PM

shadows and his co-workers on a busy day at work?

Given what we know of shadows AND the job he has, I think this picture of him and his co-workers might be more accurate. :lol:

ila

05-15-2010, 08:08 PM

Given what we know of shadows AND the job he has, I think this picture of him and his co-workers might be more accurate. :lol:

Would that be shadows inspecting the rest of his co-workers before they start work?

smc

05-15-2010, 08:15 PM

Would that be shadows inspecting the rest of his co-workers before they start work?

I hope so, but I suspect it's more likely that he's trying to avoid provoking them in some way.

ila

05-15-2010, 08:29 PM

shadows and his co-workers on a busy day at work?

I think this is what they were looking at.

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-15-2010, 09:14 PM

:confused:

shadows

05-16-2010, 02:09 AM

shadows and his co-workers on a busy day at work?

Yeah, we're checking to make sure those damned crows haven't tried to infiltrate the property again.:yes:

They haven't, but the seagulls are doing some aerial reconnaissance before they attempt to gain a foothold.;):lol:

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-16-2010, 06:56 PM

..........

ila

05-16-2010, 07:07 PM

Yeah, we're checking to make sure those damned crows haven't tried to infiltrate the property again.:yes:....

Would you be referring to these?

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-16-2010, 07:35 PM

..........

throb50

05-16-2010, 10:54 PM

afew i found

shadows

05-17-2010, 01:23 AM

Would you be referring to these?

Perhaps...:eek:

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-18-2010, 07:44 PM

..........

throb50

05-19-2010, 07:03 AM

aahh midget sex its just the best

throb50

05-19-2010, 07:07 AM

kitty cargo, trust Worldwide Tabby Freight. Just one call to WTF

throb50

05-20-2010, 07:21 AM

stuff i found

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-20-2010, 08:02 PM

..........

The Conquistador

05-21-2010, 12:34 PM

I think ila bumped his head on the looking glass... :eek:

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-22-2010, 01:46 AM

..........

Tread

05-23-2010, 05:52 PM

A few safety advices:

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-23-2010, 06:40 PM

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Tread

05-23-2010, 07:45 PM

I feel a sorry for the Manatee, but can?t stop laughing while this .gif loop is running.

Click me (http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1435/manateebumpsintoglass.gif)

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-23-2010, 10:45 PM

..........

throb50

05-23-2010, 11:51 PM

i have decided to share some of the accumulated knowledge that comes with "aging up", as we like to call it in the running world.

shadows

05-25-2010, 02:47 AM

Sometimes the truth hurts.:eek:

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shadows

05-25-2010, 02:49 AM

The movie scared the living ink out of them!;)

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throb50

05-25-2010, 07:10 AM

don't break the vibrator

throb50

05-25-2010, 07:27 AM

just touch me in the morning, & walk away

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-26-2010, 01:10 AM

..........

throb50

05-26-2010, 07:05 AM

times up sucker

smc

05-26-2010, 08:09 AM

A road sign directing travelers to a Newfoundland town, and a map for the non-believers.

Hail Canada!

Natalie_J

05-26-2010, 10:09 AM

One from Germany & one from Austria

The Conquistador

05-26-2010, 01:18 PM

This thread is the height of awesomeness!

The Conquistador

05-26-2010, 01:20 PM

Have you ever wondered what an asshole looks like? Look no further!

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-26-2010, 01:41 PM

..........

The Conquistador

05-28-2010, 05:04 PM

Make sure you wipe too!

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-28-2010, 07:42 PM

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Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-29-2010, 01:25 PM

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The Conquistador

05-29-2010, 04:31 PM

Not really a pic but funny nonetheless.

I give you KUNG FU BEAR!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ptYTGTNiyQ&feature=player_embedded

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-30-2010, 08:45 PM

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Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

05-30-2010, 11:46 PM

..........

smc

05-31-2010, 08:12 AM

^ With respect to the "Implictly" quote above, here are some other examples of the "not so subtle." With the point made by both of us, may we please move on to redeeming this thread?

Tread

06-03-2010, 09:30 AM

Compatible to most hierarchies.

The Conquistador

06-04-2010, 01:37 PM

Some Lego lovin?

Natalie_J

06-04-2010, 04:13 PM

Some Lego lovin?

Is this what you had in mind?

Natalie_J

06-06-2010, 04:01 PM

I don't know why the guy is looking so horrified...

And no lego in sight!

The Conquistador

06-06-2010, 05:50 PM

White Whale!!!!! Holy Grail!!!!!!

smc

06-08-2010, 04:00 PM

I almost got hit by a car just like this today while riding my bike.

The Conquistador

06-08-2010, 04:26 PM

The effects of the BP oil spill...

The Conquistador

06-09-2010, 02:31 PM

Cobra Commander says: Kick Puppies.

The Conquistador

06-09-2010, 05:02 PM

It isn't anything like the famed relationship between a Scotsman and his sheep is it?

randolph

06-09-2010, 05:19 PM

Hang on baby.

Tread

06-09-2010, 05:53 PM

I'm not sure, as I haven't worked out the details yet. When I find one, I'll let you know.

(And no, two people in a pantomime horse costume is not going to cut it!)

You and AngryPostman should know:

The Conquistador

06-09-2010, 06:01 PM

:lol: The mind boggles!
I don't think you'd want to be wandering round the UK with wool stuck to your body, especially in some parts of the country. Anyway, do you often offer to impersonate animals? :)

As long as the end result is me getting boned by a British tranny... ;)

smc

06-10-2010, 01:44 PM

Nobody likes a smart-ass computer, even a dumb-ass criminal.

The Conquistador

06-10-2010, 02:52 PM

The other Iron Man...

Titivilus

06-10-2010, 07:14 PM

Again, not sure if these have been posted already; I'm a sucker for demotivational posters. Also, one for any tabletop gamers out there.

Tranny Sore-Ass Rex

06-19-2010, 08:57 PM

..........

randolph

06-19-2010, 09:29 PM

Ouch! :lol:

Whatta prick-le:eek:

randolph

06-22-2010, 02:08 PM

If we are too old its bye sexual. :(:turnoff:

smc

06-23-2010, 06:47 PM

I have no idea where this comes from, and I'm pretty sure I'd like it to stay that way.

smc

06-25-2010, 09:37 PM

I'm really distressed to see the kinds of measures libraries are having to resort to in the face of budget cuts.

randolph

06-25-2010, 10:03 PM

Fuck a duck?

The Conquistador

07-02-2010, 01:09 PM

I wonder if Stan Lee ever made some BDSM comics for the Marvel universe...

smc

07-02-2010, 01:23 PM

I wonder if Stan Lee ever made some BDSM comics for the Marvel universe...

I don't know, but he did write the introduction to this book.

Tread

07-06-2010, 09:13 PM

Tan Fail! :lol:

(Does anybody know what it says?)

Polnish:

Builder (construction worker)

Recognize them by their tan

In the warm month many work topless and wearing jeans. I don?t think this is usual in USA.

An example of their work at a cold day.

The Conquistador

07-07-2010, 02:41 PM

An example of their work at a cold day.

They look just like the teamsters and Cal Trans workers out here! :frown::frown:

The Conquistador

07-07-2010, 05:16 PM

Combat Rock?

Tread

07-08-2010, 08:33 PM

These guys act stupid and grossly negligent. They have unused sockets on their multiple socket outlet in their pool!:no:
If they plug in a fridge too, their beer wouldn?t get warm and they could store the meet for their barbecue.:yes:
Sometimes people don?t think very far.
Hmm, if you pee in the pool you could spend all day in it.:innocent: Good idea for the hot days.

The Conquistador

07-08-2010, 08:41 PM

I got the souped up version, Tread. Here you go!

The Conquistador

07-08-2010, 08:43 PM

Star Wars anyone?

smc

07-09-2010, 11:56 AM

A very cool architectural picture that shows how the camera angle can change how we see something quite profoundly.

smc

07-09-2010, 01:57 PM

Translation fun!

My PhD writing students, all of whom are native speakers of languages other than English, are always sending me pictures of translations gone horribly awry. I haven't really collected them in one place, but I will start looking. Here are a few I found in old emails.

smc

07-09-2010, 02:55 PM

Of course Catwoman is in a class by herself! :respect: Especially as played by Julie Newmar on the TV show! :drool: :heart:

Indeed. She does the same thing to me that she does to Adam West (look closely).

Natalie_J

07-11-2010, 06:04 AM

Will these be all the rage at Christmas?

The Conquistador

07-13-2010, 12:01 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/polar_bear

sesame

07-15-2010, 06:00 AM

Inspired by Angrypostman's post #778.
Vader and Leia...and Vader's sidekick.

smc

07-15-2010, 09:35 AM

People with way too much time on their hands could spend it much more productively by looking at pictures and videos of special girls.

sesame

07-15-2010, 11:42 AM

What the hell is Fat Sam doing to Shelly?

sesame

07-15-2010, 11:45 AM

Who is riding whom?

sesame

07-15-2010, 11:53 AM

The LINE UP.

sesame

07-16-2010, 08:49 AM

Strange girl. Let go of her numerous piercings and strange hair. Even her two eyes are of 2 different colors! heterochromia ?? :p

smc

07-24-2010, 10:08 AM

Too much time has passed since the previous post in this thread!

throb50

07-24-2010, 12:49 PM

long time offline

The Conquistador

07-28-2010, 02:11 PM

Revisionist history...

smc

07-28-2010, 02:34 PM

Revisionist history...

What an outrageous misrepresentation of reality. Everyone knows that giant squirrels were never harnessed with mouth bits.

throb50

07-28-2010, 04:56 PM

the Bundy family motto is: "It sees us, insults us, we kick its ass"!

The Conquistador

07-28-2010, 05:39 PM

What an outrageous misrepresentation of reality. Everyone knows that giant squirrels were never harnessed with mouth bits.

Does that mean that historians mistook Chewbacca for a drunk, angry Russian and that it was in fact him who raised the Sickle and Hammer above the Reichstag?

Tread

07-30-2010, 04:12 PM

What an outrageous misrepresentation of reality. Everyone knows that giant squirrels were never harnessed with mouth bits.

You?re absolutely right. If giant or not they fight in armours themselves.