funny joke!

[ladyboyadmirer]

Originally Posted by Jenae LaTorque

At first I didn't see why you felt the need to define "Clap", then I realized that it is a slang term and maybe not used in many parts of the world. I also realized that in the present day, the clap is not so bad when compared to the possibility of AIDS. I guess that kind of dated me there. Ah, the good old days when the worst a fellow had to worry about was catching the clap or syphilis.

I've no idea if this is true but I was led to believe that the slang noun 'clap' is from Old French 'clapier' = brothel or whore house, fun house or whatever the local term is. Makes sense, I guess
Rgds

[simmo]

Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Terry.

Poor Terry.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Terry quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.


He bent over to pick it up .....then all the other bells started to ring.

[sesame]

Originally Posted by simmo

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He bent over to pick it up .....then all the other bells started to ring.

They were all gay except for Terry! Thanks for the biggest laugh I had this week!