funny joke!

[BlueRaven88]

Originally Posted by eliogabalo

2) A German and an Italian debate about women. The German ask: "What's
the first thing you look in a women ?". The Italian reflect a while and answer: " The cock".

its funny cos thats the first thing *I* look for in a woman

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief
Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino.
After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and
there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to
his ankles, and Olson is banging away from behind.

Chief Brown says, "What the hell is going on?"

Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation."

The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! "

Olson says, "I did, Chief, but then one thing led to another...
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Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often

[randolph]

Probably a little late for a talk.

[randolph]

Sorry guys.

[randolph]

Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.

[BlueRaven88]

Originally Posted by randolph

Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.

you'll notice i'm not laughing at that. it is derogetory to men and shemales alike. you are saying that just because we are born with a Y chromosone and increased testosterone, we are unable to think rationally and/or are incapable of intelligent thought trails? i pity you. i would tell you to go back to your nazi feminist party, but seeings as you are male you wouldn't fit in too well, though i here satan has a nice spot in hell reserved for people just like you.

[ladyboyadmirer]

Johnny's little sister 'Sally' came home from school with a
smile on her face, and told her mother.

'Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!'

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,

'It reminded me of a peanut.'

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked. 'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No.....salty.'

Mum fainted!

[Dhobi]

The doctor told the patient that he had a very bad dose of clap.

"But", said the man "I only masturbate."

"Yes", said the doctor "It is hand clap!"