Movie Quotes

[The Conquistador]

Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.

[violet lightning]

Great quotations! :D

Oh yeah, don't know why my list has frowns in it. I must have been sleepy.
I'll be back.

[ARIES666]

Brett: "Here, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty! Well, kitty crap. Jones! Jonesy? Here, Jonesy. Meow. Meow. Jonesy? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Here, Jonesy. Jonesy?"
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Kitty, kitty, kitty." Here Jonesy. Jonesy. Kitty, Kitty. Jonesy? Hey...Hey. Come on, Jonesy. Come on baby. That's a kitty That's a kitty. Come on, baby. That's a kitty."
Jones: "Hisses"
Brett: "Hey, hey. I'm not gonna hurt you. Come on."
Jones: "Snarling"
Brett: "Ooowww...uhhhhh....oooowww"


Ash: "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
Lambert: "You admire it."
Ash: "I admire it's purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality."

[The Conquistador]

No fate but what we make.

[violet lightning]

Blazing Saddles-(the whole movie is quotable!) "You talk prettier than a three dollar whore!

Dracula- "Listen...the children of the night..what beautiful music they make"

Ed Wood - Q: "Do you accept Jesus Christ into your life as Lord and Savior?"
A: "Sure"

Fridays- "Because its Friday, you aint got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
Monty Python's Holy Grail- (another thats infinitely quotable) "Tis but a scratch!"
To Kill a Mockingbird- "Jean Louise, stand up! Your father is passing"

White Heat- (Cagney)- "Top of the World Ma!!!"

[ARIES666]

Dr. Strangelove:
"There's no fighting in here, this is the war room!"

The Horse Soldiers:
"Which do you prefer, Major, the leg or the breast?"

King Kong (1933)
"It wasn't the planes that got him...'twas beauty that killed the beast"

[Vanillas]

From History of the World:

Mel Brooks, as Moses, is returning from Mt Sinai. With considerable difficulty he is carrying three large tablets of stone. In a loud voice he begins to address the people:

I've got these fif.....

Suddenly he drops one of the tablets, mutters Oh shit and continues:

I've got these TEN Commandments......

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I'd like to put out some star trek quotes tell me which episode they are from, or something relevant to that episode.

1-Mc Coy: He's dead Jim!
Who is dead?

2-Pain, Pain, Pain. NO KILL I

3-The givers of pain and delight.
Who are they?

JohnDowe.

[Defiler]

One Simpsons quote here:

"How many gazebos do you shemales need?

[DSL]

Sylvester Stallone: sick minded people need to be cured and i am the cure!...

Roddy Piper in they live: i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...
and i am all out of bubble gum!.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: i'll be back!.

[SupaFun]

You need people like, so you can point your fingers at.

[d332_dot_com]

There's a scene in my all time favorite movie Bunuel's Belle Du Jour where a nice fat Japanese man comes to "visit" Belle (Catherine Denueve). After he leaves, the housekeeper Pallas finds her naked on her stomach, crushed, absolutely ravished, barely conscious. Pallas says: "That man would frighten me too. Sometimes it must be hard."

Belle looks up, hair all over, with a sly smile and answers: "What would you know Pallas?"

[sts451]

What ...... No Mustard ?

( The Stomach from MEATBALLS 1979 )

[joshuaty2010]

My favorite qoute is from the last movie of Ramboo. "Leave with nothing, or Die with something?"

[LeeIII]

Rise and rise again til lambs become lions

see how many of you know this one

[curiousguy221]

"and Saint Attilla raised the hand-grenade up on high saying, 'oh lord, bless this thy hand-grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy'. and the lord did grin, and the people did feast on the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bags, and-"
"skip a bit brother"
"and the lord spake saying - 'first, shall thou take out the holy pin, then shall thou count to three. no more, no less. three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. four, thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. five is right out. once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbeth thou thy holy hand-grenade of Antioch towards thine foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it'. Amen"

"all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!"

"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary."

"i wish none of this had happened"
"so do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. all you have to decide, is what to do in the time that is given to you"

[mellownella]

Peter Venkman: Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.