Transsexuality and religion

I myself was solicited by a Mormon just about four hours ago.
Religious solicitors! Every time these people approach me, I think, "Please leave me alone! I've already resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to burn in Hell because I don't go to church and have done gay stuff on Second Life!" What next, some deranged talib al-Islam assaults me in the grocery store with his plastic scimitar?