theres nothing better than...

[sesame]

Bravo Marine_41!



The Highest amorous good...(is to)
Awake with morning wood, (And)
Find sweetheart in horny mood!
Make tender love you should...
And feel that life is good.


-Sesame 27 Feb 09

[Mel Asher]

Oooh ! This looks like fun ! !

Can anybody have a go at this poetry thing ?

Let me see - ( adopts meditative poetic pose )

Romantic, Obscene, Humorous, Cynical - the choice is wide.
How about some member Nonsense Verses like that ones from the famous Edward Leere ? You know, like Isaac Asimov's dirty limericks ( US SciFi giant ).

OK. I'll make a start :

There once was a Tranny from Trentham
Who...
She shoved in her. . .
And twiddled her . . . etc.

That sort of thing anyway. Now, over to all you creative bards ( and bardesses ) - I'll add my half a groat's worth later !

[GRH]

Oh you poor sex-obsessed men...

You like the feel of stroking your cocks,
I like trading the profitable stocks...
You claim to shemales to be fond,
I'd rather than men, buy myself bonds.

Men are fickle,
Dividends trickle,
While man's interest often does wane,
A cheap bought stock often does gain!

While shemale fantasies, often hot...
Seldom match capital gains I've got,
Fickle sexual fantasy on mind,
Seldom meets a good stock find!

And if my market comes to a bear,
I don't want you males with unshaved hair,
Then the bull for me is in drugs,
And not in your fake-ass hugs!

[Mel Asher]

No offence intended to the folks from Erin's Isle -

OK, you frustrated ( or not so ) Tranny-tracers, my first limerick will have to wait until the flood begins. Meantime my doodling pen meandered out with the following :

I woke up in the morning with a hard-on like a rock
I reached around to scratch my arse and found it full of cock !
It was then that I remembered my long binge the night before
When I tried to ' pull ' a piece of skirt
- Least that is what I saw -
We ended drinking ' Dempseys '** which got right to my head.
So now I've got a visitor a-lurking in my bed . . .

The cunning and deceitfulness
It really worked on me.
It really made me angry - I just should have stuck to Tea !
She really got my back up
So I downed another shot
And now I love the Trannies
And everything they've got ! ! !

The moral of this story
Is plain enough to see
That if you want to ' Hunt the Cunt '
Then don't go out with me ! !

( Unless you want a really good time, of course ! )

** ' Dempsey ' a cocktail made up of Calvados, Pernod and Grenadine. If you substitute Absinthe for the Pernod, you have a most effective Mickey Finn - nearest thing to Flurazepam !

Footnote. The only drawback ( all precautions taken, of course ) is that it makes it hard to turn over in bed ! !

:D

[sesame]

Originally Posted by Mel Asher

The moral of this story
Is plain enough to see
That if you want to ' Hunt the Cunt '
Then don't go out with me !

Bravo! Mel, it looks like you are doing really well with your doodling pen! Let it meander some more.

Originally Posted by GRH

And if my market comes to a bear,
I don't want you males with unshaved hair,
Then the bull for me is in drugs,
And not in your fake-ass hugs!

Fake-Ass hugs! Thats bloody brilliant, GRH! Though it sounds rather like you're dating a stock-broker of late!

Now, if you'll allow me, here's my answer.

The bonds are lifeless
Men are alive.
Stocks lead you to a mess
Men rock and thrive.

Stocks leave you mindless
Same about drugs,
Bliss is in embrace,
Kisses and hugs.

Stocks are like mercury,
Love's like gold.
Greed, tension and worry!
Versus Bold.


So, there you go GRH.