theres nothing better than...

[randolph]

An orgasm is just a spasm
A french kiss is full of bliss
feel blessed when nursing a breast
feel a lot when kissing a cock
giving her pleasure is beyond measure
you won't be a bum if you make her cum
OK,Ok, Ill stop.

[hortonwho]

i orefer to wake up an be sucked off and fucked in the morning

[sesame]

Originally Posted by randolph

An orgasm is just a spasm
A french kiss is full of bliss
feel blessed when nursing a breast
OK,Ok, Ill stop.

Good one! Please dont stop


Bionca is pretty (Oh!)
As well as witty.
Hank is The Lover
Tgirls, take cover.
I am romantic...(while)
Gwen is mostly frantic.
Ila is the best ...(among the)
She-cock obsessed.
Slutty Anna's smarty
But she talks dirty.
GRH has wisdom
About Pot kingdom!
Jim's real wise (in the)
Hooker's Paradise!

-Sesame Friday 27 Feb'09

[Marine_N41_432]

I really have no time
To type my lust in rime
I'll leave it to you chaps
To fill in all the gaps

I scarce believe my eyes
When viewing all those thighs
The cocks the anal treats
And dainty tasty teats

So keep the threads a-coming

Ahhh. . . I am . . .

( I should have finished that with something about my bollocks :D, but I thought that if I went on I'd never finish, and besides this looks like a really good thread, and I'd hate to hold anyone up ! ! )

[sesame]

Bravo Marine_41!



The Highest amorous good...(is to)
Awake with morning wood, (And)
Find sweetheart in horny mood!
Make tender love you should...
And feel that life is good.


-Sesame 27 Feb 09

[Mel Asher]

Oooh ! This looks like fun ! !

Can anybody have a go at this poetry thing ?

Let me see - ( adopts meditative poetic pose )

Romantic, Obscene, Humorous, Cynical - the choice is wide.
How about some member Nonsense Verses like that ones from the famous Edward Leere ? You know, like Isaac Asimov's dirty limericks ( US SciFi giant ).

OK. I'll make a start :

There once was a Tranny from Trentham
Who...
She shoved in her. . .
And twiddled her . . . etc.

That sort of thing anyway. Now, over to all you creative bards ( and bardesses ) - I'll add my half a groat's worth later !

[GRH]

Oh you poor sex-obsessed men...

You like the feel of stroking your cocks,
I like trading the profitable stocks...
You claim to shemales to be fond,
I'd rather than men, buy myself bonds.

Men are fickle,
Dividends trickle,
While man's interest often does wane,
A cheap bought stock often does gain!

While shemale fantasies, often hot...
Seldom match capital gains I've got,
Fickle sexual fantasy on mind,
Seldom meets a good stock find!

And if my market comes to a bear,
I don't want you males with unshaved hair,
Then the bull for me is in drugs,
And not in your fake-ass hugs!

[Mel Asher]

No offence intended to the folks from Erin's Isle -

OK, you frustrated ( or not so ) Tranny-tracers, my first limerick will have to wait until the flood begins. Meantime my doodling pen meandered out with the following :

I woke up in the morning with a hard-on like a rock
I reached around to scratch my arse and found it full of cock !
It was then that I remembered my long binge the night before
When I tried to ' pull ' a piece of skirt
- Least that is what I saw -
We ended drinking ' Dempseys '** which got right to my head.
So now I've got a visitor a-lurking in my bed . . .

The cunning and deceitfulness
It really worked on me.
It really made me angry - I just should have stuck to Tea !
She really got my back up
So I downed another shot
And now I love the Trannies
And everything they've got ! ! !

The moral of this story
Is plain enough to see
That if you want to ' Hunt the Cunt '
Then don't go out with me ! !

( Unless you want a really good time, of course ! )

** ' Dempsey ' a cocktail made up of Calvados, Pernod and Grenadine. If you substitute Absinthe for the Pernod, you have a most effective Mickey Finn - nearest thing to Flurazepam !

Footnote. The only drawback ( all precautions taken, of course ) is that it makes it hard to turn over in bed ! !

:D