How Old Are You?

[sesame]

Actually, I am so old that I have lost count.
No, I am not a 500 years old Turtle!
I'm Not a 1000 year-old tree either.
(like cedar, olive, chestnut)
Or a 3000 year old tree, for that matter. Forget trees.
(like Banyan, yew of Fortingall, Sequoiadendron giganteum: redwood)
Bulls eye, I could be the Loch Ness Beast(Nessiteras rhombopteryx)
That must be fun, for I would be at least 30,000 years old! Cool, eh?
Now, who cares about the stray tens and twenties or hundreds for that matter?
What could be older than that, I wonder.