How Old Are You?

[sesame]

Honestly, I dont remember.
Only this morning, I was talking to Moses. We had varied discussions about wave surfing and "how to plead with God".

I had asked for directions from a person named Gautam in Bodhgaya, India. This guy was real cool. I mean how many princes become wandering monks? He seemed to know everything! He said something about Nirvana! Never heard of it before! I liked the idea though.

Next, at noon, I saw a man talking to a huge bunch. He spake thus, "For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in Heaven, the same is my brother and sister and mother." He kept calling me sister, inspite of my protests. I am a man, you see? He adviced me to Love my enemies! What a radical idea! He had a great heart to say such a thing though!

Ok, next stop... Mongolia. A wild ruffian by the name of Jenghiz Khan took away my ride (it was a fine Arabian Horse!) and had the audacity to ask me to join his merry gathering as head cook!

Next thing... I was teaching Dara Shikoh, (His father built the Taj Mahal) how to sing Raga. Suddenly his brother Aurangzeb came up with a garrison and demanded half of my gold as fine! Golly! He said, I have corrupted the piety of his state by my music! This baffoon pretended to be religious!

Anyway, I had my evening tea with a nice chap named Albert. He was pretty careless about his hair. I told him of my ideas about the interchangability of mass and energy. A few seconds later, he was lecturing about relativity to the world. Clever boy, he was and very outspoken!

A minute later, several explosions denoted the start of the nukes race! Damn noisemakers! It gave my ears an odd buzz! One went off right beside my feet while I was feeding a sealion in a peaceful Pacific island.

Wait a second, I have a phonecall from my Father, who is in ...

[marlowe]

Wow, sesame, this is like your version of "Sympathy for the Devil".

[RedderZNZ]

I'm 25, and keep getting older!

[ila]

Originally Posted by sesame

Honestly, I dont remember.
Only this morning, I was talking to Moses. We had varied discussions about wave surfing and "how to plead with God".

I had asked for directions from a person named Gautam in Bodhgaya, India. This guy was real cool. I mean how many princes become wandering monks? He seemed to know everything! He said something about Nirvana! Never heard of it before! I liked the idea though.

Next, at noon, I saw a man talking to a huge bunch. He spake thus, "For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in Heaven, the same is my brother and sister and mother." He kept calling me sister, inspite of my protests. I am a man, you see? He adviced me to Love my enemies! What a radical idea! He had a great heart to say such a thing though!

Ok, next stop... Mongolia. A wild ruffian by the name of Jenghiz Khan took away my ride (it was a fine Arabian Horse!) and had the audacity to ask me to join his merry gathering as head cook!

Next thing... I was teaching Dara Shikoh, (His father built the Taj Mahal) how to sing Raga. Suddenly his brother Aurangzeb came up with a garrison and demanded half of my gold as fine! Golly! He said, I have corrupted the piety of his state by my music! This baffoon pretended to be religious!

Anyway, I had my evening tea with a nice chap named Albert. He was pretty careless about his hair. I told him of my ideas about the interchangability of mass and energy. A few seconds later, he was lecturing about relativity to the world. Clever boy, he was and very outspoken!

A minute later, several explosions denoted the start of the nukes race! Damn noisemakers! It gave my ears an odd buzz! One went off right beside my feet while I was feeding a sealion in a peaceful Pacific island.

Wait a second, I have a phonecall from my Father, who is in ...

Well Sesame you are at least 3700 years old. While you were in Bodhgava you should have stayed long enough to at least be enlightened as to the events to come. Then you would have stayed around another couple of hundred years to have a talk with Big Al fresh from his tour through Persia and Afghanistan.

I’m glad to see that you didn’t cross up your next acquaintance although he would have forgiven you had you done so.

You should have gone on to the forbidden city after your trip through Mongolia. Perhaps you could have had tea and talked religion with the great Kublai and perhaps have come to some unity with him and his brother.

Why would you ever want to go back to India at the time you did. The Mughals were not frugal with the lives of those they disagreed with. Did you at least get away with your pictures intact?

Did you have tea with Albert in Bern or was it a little further north. He did have more than one theory on relativity and I’m sure you met her while having tea.

I’m sure that the loud bang you heard in the Pacific wasn’t the only one atoll.

Ah well Sesame I think you should take the phone call. It will probably be a heavenly experience for you. And do forgive me if I have trespassed upon you.

[victornl]

I became 26 this year..

[ila]

Originally Posted by ila

Well Sesame you are at least 3700 years old.

Sorry Sesame my basic arithmetic is apparently not to good. You are no younger than about 3300 years old.

[jimnaseum]

LV
Which either makes me honest, or the oldest fart on this site.

[TheSkronkDonkey]

25 years here.

[sesame]

Originally Posted by ila

Sorry Sesame my basic arithmetic is apparently not to good. You are no younger than about 3300 years old.

You mean to say that Moses existed about 3300 years ago? How can you pin point his time like that, Ila? That is nothing but wild guesswork on your part!

It is not prudent to ascertain a time period by letting your imagination run riot.

[tonywaits]

43 and have loved Shemales since I first saw one some 20 years ago.

[sesame]

Actually, I am so old that I have lost count.
No, I am not a 500 years old Turtle!
I'm Not a 1000 year-old tree either.
(like cedar, olive, chestnut)
Or a 3000 year old tree, for that matter. Forget trees.
(like Banyan, yew of Fortingall, Sequoiadendron giganteum: redwood)
Bulls eye, I could be the Loch Ness Beast(Nessiteras rhombopteryx)
That must be fun, for I would be at least 30,000 years old! Cool, eh?
Now, who cares about the stray tens and twenties or hundreds for that matter?
What could be older than that, I wonder.

[ila]

Originally Posted by sesame

You mean to say that Moses existed about 3300 years ago? How can you pin point his time like that, Ila? That is nothing but wild guesswork on your part!

It is not prudent to ascertain a time period by letting your imagination run riot.

Oh but Sesame my great and learned friend the Exodus has been set at about 1300 B.C. Scholars of far greater learning than I have set Exodus for that approximate time period. (Apparently though the problem lies in the fact that there is no direct evidence for this in Egyptian historical records).

[sesame]

Originally Posted by ila

Oh but Sesame my great and learned friend the Exodus has been set at about 1300 B.C. Scholars of far greater learning than I have set Exodus for that approximate time period. (Apparently though the problem lies in the fact that there is no direct evidence for this in Egyptian historical records).

As you have just said, ila, the scholars have guessed it too!!!:D

Moses was adopted by the Pharaoh and was about to sit on the throne after him. When Moses disowned the Pharaoh, the latter exiled him with nothing but a blanket and wooden stuff! After that Moses's name was diligently erased from all inscriptions & records of Egypt by the Pharaoh.

The scholars like to play poker game with dates and centuries.

[Pedro DB]

I'm 45 but still think I'm 25. Fortunately most people that meet me seem to guess I'm 35 :D No bits have dropped off or stopped working yet - so that's a relief.

I first got interested in the she-male scene back in 1998 when I discovered a couple of clubs in London - "The Way Out Club at Charlies" became my favourite club for many years and I had my first TGirlFriend (Hi Krissy, if ur reading...) from there.

One year into relocation to Thailand.. the rest, as they say, is history. It anyone wants to check out my blog try http.ozzlog.spaces.live.com. 99% of the pictures of "ladies" on the blog are ladyboys. Anyone coming to Samui or already here - get in touch.

Time for a shower and head out to "Green Mango" to find tonight's lucky lady...

[ila]

Originally Posted by sesame

As you have just said, ila, the scholars have guessed it too!!!:D

Moses was adopted by the Pharaoh and was about to sit on the throne after him. When Moses disowned the Pharaoh, the latter exiled him with nothing but a blanket and wooden stuff! After that Moses's name was diligently erased from all inscriptions & records of Egypt by the Pharaoh.

The scholars like to play poker game with dates and centuries.

Sesame, I had a 'Eureka' moment the other day. Since all records of Moses' name were erased by the Pharaoh then it only stands to reason that there would be no Egyptian record of the Exodus because it was led by Moses.