Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

At one time I could read punch tape.

You will have to tell us what it said.

[Boner]

My parents had "Liza with a Z" on VHS. I remember enjoying it quite a bit when no one else was home

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Car Stuff?

But most women want me to stay in longer...

“Multiglide”? Nothing suggestive here... Or do I just have a dirty mind?

“Future Wife” except she’s from 1978! Wonder how old she’d be today?

Mom! Does dad know? What do you mean you haven’t met him yet?

She’s saying: “Andy, I know you are from the US but it’s about time you learned to drive the proper way (giggle)...”

The “Super Van”! Love all the 70’s technology in it. But there’s no room to fuck!

[a9127]

Finally signed up to get my Coronavirus vaccine...

She's saying: "It's OK for us to date now Andy, looks like I'm not married anymore..."

Lady Redbeard "Future Wife."

The 1950's maybe? "Nudie" films...

"I love you Andy. But really, you are too old for me."

1930's. Guess this is what people beat off to 90 years ago. Excuse me for a minute...

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Sex!

Christmas in May? Fuck yes! Works for me.

This is a married couple. Married. Couple. Looks like they are their late 20’s or early 30’s. They’re not 7 or 8. Why would they need this? She’s saying: “So, you really ARE a virgin, Andy?”

4711 cologne has been sold since the 1700’s. Have heard of it but am not familiar with it. I selected this ad because I think she’s hot. “Future Wife?”

“Soft smooth pliable vinyl.” Only $9.95. Just what I’ve been looking for in a woman all these years... But does she come with “AI”?

Jesus Christ! Maybe I’m missing the point. Who, exactly, was this ad targeted at? Is it a joke?

Tennis anyone? This videogame was released in April 1992. Don’t remember it or these ads. Would definitely have remembered this one. Somewhere north of Detroit, Michigan a precocious 9 year old boy and his mom are having the following conversation: “Andy! The door’s locked! Open it right now!” “Mom! Go away! I’m studying for a test...”

[Boner]

I used to really like this show as a kid. I wonder why!

[a9127]

My wife: “So Andy, that was your student I caught you with?”

Never thought of “bobbing for apples” quite this way before. Will have to do this at my Halloween party.

“The 3-Star Family”? Sounds kinda like my ex “in-laws.”

From 1981. My dad had this issue! The cover was quite “influential” on a very young “Dr. Andy.”

She’s saying: “Andy! Help!!! My asshole boyfriend is doing a shitty job of tying me up. Get over here!”

From October 1941. Very sexy. And those legs are to die for...

(Nothing "suggestive" about the Bobbing for Apples one. Is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind? )