Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by Boner

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

Help me out here --- what's her name?

BTW I love the black and white pic.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

Help me out here --- what's her name?

It's Carol Burnett. An actress and comedienne of the 60's and 70's she was also very beautiful. Her show was extremely popular and ran from 1967 to 1978. Probably before any of us were around. You can find it in repeats. Very funny with many celebrity guest stars.

A notable addition was Vicki Lawrence. Who, so the story goes, wrote to Carol as a young fan. Vicki bore a striking resemblance to Carol and was hired.

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

I am most familiar with Lawrence as much later she would play Miley's grandmother on "Hannah Montana."

This picture was identified as "Carol Burnett" however my first thought was it had to be Vicki Lawrence. That's how close in looks they were.

(Yes. I am sure it is Carol Burnett. )

[a9127]

There was an article this afternoon about the hype surrounding the “Segway” and why it is now considered a gigantic marketing “failure.” I didn’t realize it was 2001 when they were introduced. Thought it was much longer ago than that. Getting old…

We never studied them in any of my marketing classes in college. Probably because it was still too new. But I never really had a high opinion of it, nor did most of my friends. Definitely not “the invention of the century.”

Although I can see where it could be useful in certain situations.

But speaking entirely for myself, I wouldn’t be caught dead on one. Shit. The worst way to go would be to get hit by a truck while riding one of these…

Also the search term I used to find pics today was “segway assholes.”

I feel almost the same way regarding “scooters.” Especially if you are “over 21” and dressed for business and carrying a briefcase. We have some on campus and it’s OK for my students to ride them but me? Never. Besides my students all like my Harley better.

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic.

[ila]

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

I especially like what the guy on the left has done with his. And who could question Lord Vader's judgment?

And I've begun to "reassess" my opposition to electric scooters. It was all based on a misunderstanding. Seeing all those "clickbait" ads promoting scooters as the "future of transportation" with pictures of middle aged execs heading off to work (I last rode a scooter when I was about 3) but whatever...

Of course in the picture below, my "future wife" is saying "Hi Andy. Wanna go for a ride?"

[Boner]

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic. [/QUOTE]

I like Tara on skates! She could leave them on as I pull down her shorts!

[a9127]

My wife took me out for my birthday. We had reservations and a table up front. She’s saying: “Jesus Andy. You really DO have a one track mind. I can’t take you anywhere.”

Dad at his part time job while at Michigan State. Long before he met my Mom. He’s about to get slapped across the face.

While we were having a drink later my “ex” showed up. That’s me at the bar. I ended up finishing an entire bottle of Seagram’s by myself.

This is a vintage image of a “60's woman at work.” Yeah, I noticed that… Mainly was checking out her typewriter. Moderators: This is a Getty image and she is working in an office, not at school, so I assume she’s > 18. I thought she looked kind of young by today’s standards but I’ll leave it up to you…

Of course this one is thinking “He lives in Zionsville?”

And I know what this is! It’s a “punch card” machine. Purdue may not have prepared me for the NFL but they did “learn me good” about computers and technology. The basement of the Mathematical Sciences Building has a lot of old equipment in storage. Got to see it once.

[MistressStevie]

Originally Posted by a9127

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

The crack about age will be ignored as I do remember watching the Carol's show as a kid in original run. My memory is never good as to when I first heard Vicki Lawrence sing--but she was amazing.

Vicki's cover of Hollywood Seven is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQhEOpxsjLw

[a9127]

Today's "fake ad." That may or may not be true about people "not having birthdays" but they are slightly off on the year... Today is June 29, 2020.

But I get this. I stopped having birthdays. In fact I'm sure my last one was "27."

[a9127]

“Dammitt! Tell us where he lives in Zionsville!”

My wife. “Andy. I told you what I’d do if you kept posting pictures of Hayley Williams…”

Our first date was going great. Then suddenly she got pissed and said, “Stop staring at my tits!”

I knew someone had written a book about my “ex.”

“Tommy you are a virgin aren’t you? 'Dr. Andy' never has any problem…”

Actually this is a picture of my wife. With our cat.

[a9127]

Zora “future wife”? According to Wikipedia, the comic was first published in 1972. Some say there is a resemblance between “Zora” and the actress Catherine Deneuve.

“I’m gonna go out with Andy, this guy can’t get it up anymore…”

“Time for a swim.”

Really, there’s nothing that turns me on more than a nice girl who's like this in bed…

Shit. I never shoulda worn that hat…

This looks like it could be fun. Now we gotta get rid of the asshole…

Just wish her “ex” would quit showing up at all the wrong times…

[a9127]

Sorry, couldn’t help just one more… The girl in the third picture above.

“Andy, I had such a wonderful time last night. I’ve never been fucked like that before. Shit, you wore me out. I could hardly walk. I’m SO in love with you now I decided to break up with my boyfriend…”

(At the very least I've found my date for Halloween this year. )