Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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The 70’s. But I still like the 60’s better. This seems kind of like the “nu metal” age of fashion.

The one on the right. But you already knew that.

Reminds me, I forgot to stop to at the store on the way home…

OK. Listen up. I need your help. Which outfit should I wear for my date with Dove Cameron this weekend?

Somewhere on a college campus almost 50 years before the “age of Coronavirus.” “Hi Dr. Andy! Can you help us with our computer programming assignment? Fortran is hard… (giggle).

Hot Pants!

NOT the 70’s. This is my latest “future wife” Elisabeth Erm in a “retro” photo shoot from 2015. Inspired by “Studio 54” (1979). She’s here… well… just because!

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Sex sells… Coca Cola?

She’s saying: “Andy, I love it when you dress up like that… On your knees, your cock locked in a chastity cage… Now be a sweetie and go get me some ice!”

“You cheating motherfucker… She was my best friend from high-school!!! Asshole…”

If it was that easy…

Oops sorry… Wrong drink. Just wondering, how did my “future wife” end up back in 1964?

From the 50’s. Simple and effective ad. This would work on me.

“But I thought you said ‘cock.' By the way that bottle's really small."

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She’s totally my type. Shit. Blonde, sexy, and into being tied up. I was thinking “future wife” then realized it was from 1975… Mom? Christ. Guess that explains a LOT…

“When will I learn not to meet up with everyone who likes my profile? Fuck. But he said he was tall, muscular, wealthy, liked surfing, and owned a castle on the beach.”

Julie is saying: “Only twice? Andy can go at least six or seven times a night…”

We had agreed to meet at a rundown hotel in Indianapolis. I thought the .45 was a good idea in case her husband had followed us…

The caption said something about “Red Shoes, Follow You Anywhere.” I just said “Future Wife.”

Motels aren’t always the best places for sex. We had flirted for months. Today after work we drove to some out of the way place for the weekend. The sex was awesome. Afterwards I fell asleep and she went to take a shower… Waking up I could hear her screaming: “Andy, you didn’t tell me you had a WIFE!”

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She means “NO” asshole!

The book asks: “Could he have his wife and a mistress too?” Sure! But you better hope your startup is worth more a lot more than you think it is.

She was on another cover I posted a couple years ago. I remember the way she was tied up. Still with her hopeless loser boyfriend I see… Thought we threw him overboard? Looks like she likes being tied up that way. I’ll get rid of them and we can go back to my place.

It’s OK. I also looked to see if he had a cock.

Shit. Poor guy. The first time I ever put my hand on a girl’s thigh I only got slapped.

Apparently this is a Marvel Series on Netflix. Never seen it. Don’t know the name of it. Looks like I should. Her name is Jessica Jones. I was thinking a good title would be “Jessica Jones: Future Wife.”

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The “Rockin ‘70’s”. Seems sort of like a continuation of the 60’s only bigger and badder, with more technology. An early preview of the 21st century? Some sociologists even place the start of the “Millennial” generation as far back as 1978 or ’79. Again, what I would like the most is the women…

Men’s fashions. Doesn’t work for me. But I’m thinking seriously for the first “in person” business meeting I have to attend once the “Coronavirus Crisis” is over, I’m gonna dress like the guy on the left.

One of the most successful bands of the decade. Agnetha.

This won’t work either. No. Just no. Shit.

“iPhones” didn’t exist back then. Sorry kids. Try carrying one of these around all day...

Farrah. What can I say? Wow. From 1976. I know this because of the car. Also I looked it up. There are not many actresses of the past that I can think of who could compare favorably to my current “celebrity crushes.” This is one of them. My wife really likes her as well. We watched a documentary on her several months ago. Neither one of us would be born until the ‘80’s but Farrah transcends generations. I said one time, if there was a person from the past I would love to meet it would be Farrah. RIP Beautiful Angel.

Lindsay Wagner. “The Bionic Woman.” Future Wife? Didn’t know a lot about her compared to others. I have it bad for her now after seeing this show on “Cozi TV.” Working on a post for the “Divas” thread. Lindsay won an Emmy in 1977 and teaches today at a community college near Los Angeles. She’s also 5’9”. “Dr. Andy” would very much like to go on a date with “Dr. Lindsay” but there’s no way in hell I’m dressing like those guys in the pictures below.

(It’s “Dr. Andy”!!! She’s saying: “But I thought you were much taller like the Russian guy from Rocky IV”?)