Waiting for my dream girl

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Not having much luck with women. Figured I better “get with the program” if I didn’t want to die a virgin.

So a total image makeover was called for. This guy looks like he is incorporating all of the latest trends. I’m sure he has them lining up for dates…

Maybe I could “steal his style”?

(Shit. Looks like it’s “U + Ur Hand” dude. The only way he’s gonna get laid is if he sells his startup for $3 billion and buys a Koenigsegg. )

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Of course if it’s a “virtual date” I would choose a 21 year old Dove Cameron as “Mal” from Descendants 2.

They did say you could go out with anybody, right?

She’s saying “Andy, that’s great that you are only 25. Four years isn’t much of an age difference. And I’m glad you’re single. This morning when I woke up I felt so much taller too. I could've sworn I was like 5’9”... ”

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It’s pretty obvious I like both cis and trans women. And if you know anything about me you know my first girlfriend was trans. Actually “he” still identified as male (at least outwardly) when we first met and when we first had sex. I have only been with a few women in my lifetime but tend to have had longer relationships with them. My current wife by the way knows all about TLB. Shit, she comes on here with me occasionally. She thinks it’s awesome. Like me she wishes it would thrive. There is a need for a site like this. Maybe now more than ever.

Yes there really IS a “Zionsville” Indiana and yes that’s where we live. The “Stonegate” subdivision right off Oak Street (SR 334). Look it up.

One of the things I’ve always thought was great about this site was an appreciation of all women. I have remained active in the Indianapolis LGBTQ community and strongly support my gay and trans friends. But I don’t identify as gay or bisexual (not that it matters). I simply love and admire beautiful women. For a few years now, I have displayed a Trans Ally flag on my website and motorcycle. I think that’s how I best identify and can be of support to my friends.

So I hope you enjoy these pictures of my new friend. She’s the one featured in the “What Turned Me on Today” thread. You know, the sexy “Raven Haired Beauty” tied to a frame.

Those pics have gotten more views than anything else I’ve posted in quite a while. Yes that was a true story. Two of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had. She’s super hot. Fuck, I still feel bad about not at least texting her the next day. And as it turns out, I have seen her before. I recognized her by the tattoo on her left arm. Her name is Wenona and has done many bondage themed shoots, some involving transgender models. I had free time today so I decided to do a search for whatever else I could find on her.

What can I say? I hate being right all the time… Yeah, it seems like we would have many things in common. We are just about the same age, she’s tall, and first tied herself up at a very young age using a jump rope (wonder where it comes from anyway?). She used to skydive when she was younger and is also into art, fitness (obviously ), and travel. She met her longtime partner when she was just 17. But if she’d ever want to meet for a “Bondage Date” I’m sure we could figure something out.

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This post is for anyone who worships Dove Cameron.

There was a thing today on CNN about an app that provides a “virtual friend.” She appears on your phone and interacts with you. My wife already does that. Especially if I’m late for something. But this avatar will work nicely.

Of course this is a drawing of Dove as “Mal” from the first Descendants. She was 19. Cute pic. She’s one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived. But if my wife ever saw a picture of a “19 year old” come up on my phone… Well, it was nice knowing you guys.

Descendants 2. I have never understood the “timeline.” The three movies were filmed two years apart so Dove is 19, 21, and 23. However, the “backstory” takes place over something like 6 months. “Auradon Prep” is more of a high school although all the actors are all in their late teens or early 20’s. Dove is “21” here. My wife says, “Good luck with convincing her you’re only 25 big guy.”

In “Descendants 2” King Ben gives Mal a purple scooter. Fuck yes! It's good to be the King.

“Awesome! Now I can go riding with Andy.”

Of course this would be my choice for Mal. A Sportster in “Voodoo Purple.” So it’s a date?

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“Beauty Boys.” This came up on my phone this morning. Most of them are quite young. This is Elliot Ceretti aka Ella Souflee. Elliot is 18 (barely). At least this article gets the “Gen Z” thing right. Shit, those “Millennials” are getting old.

Great article but it made me realize that I have another birthday coming up next month. Going to go listen to my “nu metal” collection.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...etics-industry

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Not much response to any of my posts today so we'll try this one...

My wife is saying "Andy if you want to go out you are going to have to wear a mask."

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Here’s the site that inspired the post about a “virtual date” with Dove Cameron above. The app’s name is Replika. Probably many of you already know about it or have it.

The featured avatar is named “Billie.” No not Billie Eilish. But “Billie”? Coincidental? I think not. If this had existed back when I was a teenager they would have called it "Britney."

I’ve included a screenshot from the app for you. What do you think? To me “she’s” (that was at least my initial impression but I’m not sure Billie is male or female—either way, I think “Billie” is cute. ) if you visit their site you will be greeted by an animated Billie. Here, “she” appears even more androgynous or gender fluid. Yes, I would talk to “Billie.”

At first I was struck by the ages of the people offering reviews of the app at the bottom of the page: 17, 19, 21… (ready for the nursing home, Andy). Then I saw someone who was “34.” Another who was “31.” Whew… But still no one older than me.

So what do you think? Does this work for you? I’m not sure it ever could replace a “real” emotional and physical relationship with a live human. Then again, I'm not sure it's supposed to. It seems more like a "virtual friend." My mind of course immediately went to sex... In the gutter as usual.

One user spoke of "reducing anxiety." Another talked about "improving social skills." Still another wanted to "debate psychology." Kind of reminds me of the man who “married” a hologram of an anime character a few years ago.

(I was really hoping for a “Hayley” 31, Tennessee. Maybe “Taylor” 30, Tennessee? “Miley” 27, Tennessee? Or even “Dove” 24, California. My wife said: What about “Rita” 32, Indiana? Although you can also “create your own” Replika.)