Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

This “clickbait” ad appeared on MSNBC today. 90? 90?? 90??? I don’t think so. Jaclyn Smith was one of the three original members of the TV series “Charlie’s Angels” in the 70’s along with Farrah and Kate Jackson. I have seen it in repeats. Of course I have…

Jaclyn is considered by many to be the “most beautiful” of the three and was a popular actress and model during the 80’s. She was born in October 1945, which makes her 74. A far cry from “90.”

But I have an idea. Why don’t they use her instead of that 80 year old man in those “Born Before 1985” ads? Hell, I’d click on them!

(One episode I saw had Kate Jackson driving a Ford Pinto with a phone in the center console. Pretty cool for 1976. Yes they did have car phones back then. But a Pinto? )

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Originally Posted by a9127

...(One episode I saw had Kate Jackson driving a Ford Pinto with a phone in the center console. Pretty cool for 1976. Yes they did have car phones back then. But a Pinto? )

I thought you might like a Pinto for an illustration.

[a9127]

I like it. Especially how the flames start from the back. And the "Flammable" sign. Very clever.

Here’s an Orange 1977 Pinto for sale. Looks pretty good. Someone has taken care of it.

But I already know what car I would be driving back then (OK so it’s a ’79–I’m off by a couple years) But this got me thinking… Which “Angel” would I date and where would we go?

The answer is easy. All of them!!! I’m sure they’re driving around looking for Zionsville. That is Cheryl Ladd. She’s saying “Guys! He wasn’t even born yet!”

The three original “Angels.” Farrah…

“Andy, there’s lots of room in back…”

So where would we go in 1976? This was a tough one… Guess it would have to be a Peter Frampton concert.

[a9127]

Dating in the “Age of Coronavirus.” This was today’s best “fake ad” courtesy of CNN.

Went to the beach yesterday (wait, there are no beaches in Indiana! ). Met someone who I think is another “future wife.”

She seemed really nice and we had a lot in common. Just hope she’s “over 18” and still wondering what she looks like…

[a9127]

Shit. Don’t know what I was thinking. Peter Frampton? Hell, THIS is what I would’ve taken my date to back in 1976. In Detroit. Fuck yeah!!!

That is Hayley Williams with them in the second pic. Maybe she could be my date in 2020?

Of course I’ve also seen Hayley with Paramore.

(KISS is still around. Just like Ozzy. Wonder how old they would be now? Have seen them live but it would have been a totally different line up. Maybe not… Peter Criss was their original drummer. I think Eric Singer was the drummer when I saw them. Even that now seems like a long time ago… I thought they were awesome. Again, way ahead of their time. What was like this?)

[Boner]

Still, I would love to go riding motorcycles with Charlie’s Angels, Loni Anderson, or Diane McBain anytime. [/QUOTE]

I’d like to ride with Danielle on her bike!

Sorry for stepping on your post but maybe you can tell me what her motorcycle is? It’s sexy- but not as sexy as she is!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

I’d like to ride with Danielle on her bike!

Think it's a Honda VTX. My first thought was a Shadow but it's too big. All three of us could fit on there...

And this is Carrie Underwood posing on the Indian that was given to her by Miranda Lambert a few years ago.

Better put your boots and leather on Carrie. Wouldn't want anything to happen to those legs and feet.

(Carrie is another one of my "girls from Tennessee." Hayley, Miley, Taylor... Pretty sure she also lived in Franklin. Sexy pic. Would make a great poster.)