Waiting for my dream girl

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Today's "fake ad" ended up taking me to an article on “celebrity heights” which in turn led me to Reddit and a discussion on “height and dating.” Still don’t know who they are (think it’s wrestling) but at least one of them could have her way with me anytime. You know which one… So it's a date?

Of course if it’s on “Reddit” you know it’s true. Their members all know so much! This post however, is the one that really got my attention:

Guys,
30M here, 5’6, bald, eastern US. I’ve been trying my luck on online dating sites, such as hinge and okcupid. I put my height down, and I still get a decent amount of likes every day. I’m in good shape, definitely muscular but not roided. I think I’m average in terms of looks. Have a good job.
I’m starting to match with really great women that say I’m a catch as well. They follow up in text and appear to be genuinely interested. They’re mostly in their mid 30’s, but I don’t mind. Also I’m getting the most interest from asian women(I love asian women so win win), although the one that called me a catch is about an inch taller than me. I’ve also gotten likes from 5’8 women.
I’m beginning to think my height isn’t a huge deal. I think my pictures are shitty and if improved could yield even more success.
I feel like I’m slowly losing my height insecurities.
I think my goal is not only to find the love of my life, but serve as an inspiration on here that a 168cm guy can find love and an amazing career(already checked that one off). I think it’ll take a little more time, but I want the next update to this post to be that I’ve found my gf and future wife.

Sounds fake to me. Like something from a “clickbait” ad. Christ, thought he was selling CBD oil or “penis enlargement” at first. Maybe he’s actually that 87 year old guy in the “Born Before 1985” ads?

Lots of things wrong with this. For example: “asian” women? With a small “a”? and “Eastern US”? (what’s so bad about being from New Jersey or New York or Boston? ).

He gets “likes” because of all the bots and spammers. I used the “YUNo” guy’s picture once, said I was “60” and 4’11” and still got hundreds of “likes.” Right below this post you can see some of my “future wives.” Maybe I should be the one giving “dating advice”?

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Golf…

Two guys were playing golf. They get to the first tee and see two women playing ahead of them.

One of them says "That's my wife and my girlfriend!"

The second man says “You took the words right out of my mouth…”

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Glad to see someone liked the post about my bondage loving “future wife.”

We would make a great couple. From the looks of it I’m pretty sure if we didn’t have anything else in common we could base our relationship just on that.

Here’s today’s “fake ad.” I’ve posted this one before. But I don’t think I ran the “age test” on her picture. “Old”? WTF? But then I don’t know what the people who create these ads are really thinking.

Anyway, maybe she should be my “future wife” as you can see from my picture on the right. We’re obviously close in age…

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Today's "fake ad" suggests hiring a "professional organizer"? Shit. I knew there was something I could do. I'm sure there are many busy people who would pay well for such a service...

But the best part would be the fringe benefits.

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Many schools and universities in the United States are still tying to decide whether or not to offer sports this fall because of coronavirus. Despite the risk, I think it can be managed and it would be a mistake not to offer student-athletes the opportunities afforded by athletic programs.

As you know I played football a long time ago at a “Division I” university (mid 2000’s). While I didn’t have a spectacular career, the life’s lessons gained from competing as part of a team, developing effective work habits, achieving goals, performing in front of thousands of people, dealing with the media, the lifelong friendships made, and the opportunities in business presented have proved vital to my success in life.

But It would be a shame if all sports were to be cancelled for the 20-21 school year. I would volunteer to be a coach if it would help...

(The situation is very serious. In the United States, even professional sports are having a hard time deciding what to do. Many NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL players have tested positive for COVID-19. To say nothing of the crowds that could be expected. I have been following the matter closely all summer and still couldn’t tell you what will eventually happen. The only positive news to emerge from the sporting world recently is that it is good to be Patrick Mahomes. )

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Fake flight? Sounds like fun… Not!

Sixty eager "travelers" showed up to Taipei Songshan Airport on Thursday, boarding passes in hand, to take a rather unusual trip. Their destination? Nowhere.

While most flights in Taiwan are still grounded because of the Covid-19 outbreak, Taipei Songshan Airport (also called Taipei International Airport) is offering locals a tiny taste of travel, dubbed "pretend to go abroad" airport tours.

"In addition to letting the participants go through security screening, identification inspection and other immigration clearance procedures, they actually boarded the plane to experience the fun of boarding," Ting Hsu, who works in Songshan Airport's planning department, told CNN Travel.

But it did give me an idea. Maybe I could have a “fake date” with Dove Cameron.

(Moderators: These are from Dove’s 18th birthday party several years ago. So it’s OK. The only part that sucked was that Dove couldn’t have a drink… That and my wife showed up and dumped that dessert on my head. )

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In my "junk" folder this morning. Is someone trying to tell me something? Knew I never should have clicked on that "Born Before 1985" ad.