Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Shadowjack “One Night in a Bar”

Always have been attracted to beautiful women and very feminine cute guys. For as long as I can remember. Many of my stories reflect this as well.

Except I wouldn’t share “Jamie” with anybody.

(This works largely because it is consensual. Moderators: Jamie is 21. It’s her birthday.)

[a9127]

Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40.

“He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…”

She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date.

“Weird Tales.” Well. Just because…

“Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR.

Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked!

[Boner]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by Boner

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

Help me out here --- what's her name?

BTW I love the black and white pic.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

Help me out here --- what's her name?

It's Carol Burnett. An actress and comedienne of the 60's and 70's she was also very beautiful. Her show was extremely popular and ran from 1967 to 1978. Probably before any of us were around. You can find it in repeats. Very funny with many celebrity guest stars.

A notable addition was Vicki Lawrence. Who, so the story goes, wrote to Carol as a young fan. Vicki bore a striking resemblance to Carol and was hired.

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

I am most familiar with Lawrence as much later she would play Miley's grandmother on "Hannah Montana."

This picture was identified as "Carol Burnett" however my first thought was it had to be Vicki Lawrence. That's how close in looks they were.

(Yes. I am sure it is Carol Burnett. )

[a9127]

There was an article this afternoon about the hype surrounding the “Segway” and why it is now considered a gigantic marketing “failure.” I didn’t realize it was 2001 when they were introduced. Thought it was much longer ago than that. Getting old…

We never studied them in any of my marketing classes in college. Probably because it was still too new. But I never really had a high opinion of it, nor did most of my friends. Definitely not “the invention of the century.”

Although I can see where it could be useful in certain situations.

But speaking entirely for myself, I wouldn’t be caught dead on one. Shit. The worst way to go would be to get hit by a truck while riding one of these…

Also the search term I used to find pics today was “segway assholes.”

I feel almost the same way regarding “scooters.” Especially if you are “over 21” and dressed for business and carrying a briefcase. We have some on campus and it’s OK for my students to ride them but me? Never. Besides my students all like my Harley better.

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic.

[ila]

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

[Boner]

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic. [/QUOTE]

I like Tara on skates! She could leave them on as I pull down her shorts!

[MistressStevie]

Originally Posted by a9127

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

The crack about age will be ignored as I do remember watching the Carol's show as a kid in original run. My memory is never good as to when I first heard Vicki Lawrence sing--but she was amazing.

Vicki's cover of Hollywood Seven is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQhEOpxsjLw

[a9127]

Today's "fake ad." That may or may not be true about people "not having birthdays" but they are slightly off on the year... Today is June 29, 2020.

But I get this. I stopped having birthdays. In fact I'm sure my last one was "27."