Waiting for my dream girl

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The “fake ad” was vague. Something about “Locating an Attorney in Zionsville.” But I knew that being caught speeding through town (it’s 30 mph and I was doing over 100) in the ZR-1 this time would merit a severe sentence.

All I could do is throw myself on the mercy of the court.

The beautiful judge was new. Recently elected, I wondered if she would show me any “leniency”?

“Dr. Andy, I hereby sentence you to 1000 hours of community service to be served on consecutive Friday nights. You are to report to my chambers immediately.”

Then she smacked her gavel saying “this court is hereby adjourned.”

With my arms still handcuffed behind my back I was led to the judges chambers. The bailiff left us alone and exited the room locking the door.

Opening her black robe, she revealed her gorgeous body wearing only a black bra, panties, and stockings. Taking out her hard 7” cock which was already dripping with pre cum, she said: “You may begin serving your sentence…”

Kneeling before her. I knew exactly what to do…

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Today's best "fake ad." When I was very young, for a brief time we lived in New York City. My Dad sometimes took me on the subway. I would always look forward to it. Wonder why?

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Today’s best “fake ad” was about “celebrity mishaps on the red carpet.”

This happened a few years ago at the 2014 GQ “Man of The Year” Awards. I didn’t win… But my date, Cara Delevigne and I got caught in a “compromising moment” when she slipped…

Unfortunately this incident landed me in hot water with Hayley, Taylor, and Miley to say nothing of my wife…

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The “fake ad” on CNN said something about “Cosmetic Surgery in Zionsville to Remove Wrinkles” and featured a close up of a beautiful woman’s face.

She looked familiar so I decided to do a little detective work to find out who my “future wife” was…

This is what I found. It’s Katie Holmes.

Of course any surgeon even thinking about touching that face should have their ass thrown in jail and their license taken away.

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Today’s best “fake ad.” No. I think it was OK to take this picture. Last week I was “best man” at a friend’s wedding in Zionsville. These are the bridesmaids. They are saying: “Wow. Andy wasn’t kidding about that picture he posted on TLB… (giggle)”

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They are saying that in the United States we may have to start "quarantining" again if there is likely a second outbreak of Coronavirus.

One website is already promoting the use of masks for "safe sex."

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Today’s best “fake ad” on CNN is this one. The caption read “Dr: This May Be The Best Solution For Arthritis.”

Of course the “solution” is CBD oil.

But it was the suggestive picture that got my attention. My first thought was NOT about cannabis.

Or do I just have a dirty mind?