Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Today’s best CNN “fake ads.”

“Celebrity Height Differences.” Me on my date with Taylor Swift last night.

"Photos from “The Wild West.” Do you think this is really a modern picture? I did too. It’s just the way she looks. Doesn’t look like someone from the 19th century. Whatever, all I have to say is “Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!”

And this one was about “On-Line Classes in Zionsville.” My “future wife” is thinking “Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville!”