Waiting for my dream girl

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CNN has more "fake ads" today. At least they haven't had any "Born Before 1985" ads featuring 80 year old men in a while. Christ.

Although I did see something today that defined "over 30" as "elderly" regarding coronavirus. WTF???

However they did feature another "future wife."

She's really beautiful. But thought she looked kind of young so I ran the "age test" on her. "26." That will work. I know the thing is highly accurate because I ran a selfie I took earlier when I was working out through it and it said I looked "27."

This particular ad said something about "working from home." I don't know if she's working or not but I know what she's thinking:

"He lives in Zionsville!"

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CNN also had a story on “virtual dating” in the “Age of COVID-19.” Jesus, will they stop already? I’m getting sick just from reading the news. May have to get tested.

Does that mean I can go out with anybody? It’s a nice day today and I’ve thought about getting the Harley out this afternoon.

So who would my “virtual date” be?

I could choose from a lot of “celebrity crushes” but it’d have to be someone who can also ride…

And I’ve always had a thing for “60’s women” anyway.

This is Diane McBain. Born May 18, 1941 (she’s how much older than me?) Diane was very popular in the 50’s and 60’s. I know of her because of this one movie “The Miniskirt Mob” and its connection with motorcycles.

A Triumph! “Nice bike.” Well, that was my second thought…

Wonder where we're going? “Think you can keep up big guy?”

The description said “absolutely gorgeous.”

She guest starred on “Batman.” Adam West is supposed to be 6’2”. Not sure of that. Even if she’s wearing heels. Maybe standing on a box?

My two wives in real life are nurses. So I guess this could work. Fuck yeah!

Her autobiography. Just based on her looks alone, I can’t see how she wasn’t a huge superstar. I know very little about the entertainment industry and how they decide who to promote but Good God!

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This “clickbait” ad appeared on MSNBC today. 90? 90?? 90??? I don’t think so. Jaclyn Smith was one of the three original members of the TV series “Charlie’s Angels” in the 70’s along with Farrah and Kate Jackson. I have seen it in repeats. Of course I have…

Jaclyn is considered by many to be the “most beautiful” of the three and was a popular actress and model during the 80’s. She was born in October 1945, which makes her 74. A far cry from “90.”

But I have an idea. Why don’t they use her instead of that 80 year old man in those “Born Before 1985” ads? Hell, I’d click on them!

(One episode I saw had Kate Jackson driving a Ford Pinto with a phone in the center console. Pretty cool for 1976. Yes they did have car phones back then. But a Pinto? )

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Originally Posted by a9127

...(One episode I saw had Kate Jackson driving a Ford Pinto with a phone in the center console. Pretty cool for 1976. Yes they did have car phones back then. But a Pinto? )

I thought you might like a Pinto for an illustration.

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I like it. Especially how the flames start from the back. And the "Flammable" sign. Very clever.

Here’s an Orange 1977 Pinto for sale. Looks pretty good. Someone has taken care of it.

But I already know what car I would be driving back then (OK so it’s a ’79–I’m off by a couple years) But this got me thinking… Which “Angel” would I date and where would we go?

The answer is easy. All of them!!! I’m sure they’re driving around looking for Zionsville. That is Cheryl Ladd. She’s saying “Guys! He wasn’t even born yet!”

The three original “Angels.” Farrah…

“Andy, there’s lots of room in back…”

So where would we go in 1976? This was a tough one… Guess it would have to be a Peter Frampton concert.

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Dating in the “Age of Coronavirus.” This was today’s best “fake ad” courtesy of CNN.

Went to the beach yesterday (wait, there are no beaches in Indiana! ). Met someone who I think is another “future wife.”

She seemed really nice and we had a lot in common. Just hope she’s “over 18” and still wondering what she looks like…

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Shit. Don’t know what I was thinking. Peter Frampton? Hell, THIS is what I would’ve taken my date to back in 1976. In Detroit. Fuck yeah!!!

That is Hayley Williams with them in the second pic. Maybe she could be my date in 2020?

Of course I’ve also seen Hayley with Paramore.

(KISS is still around. Just like Ozzy. Wonder how old they would be now? Have seen them live but it would have been a totally different line up. Maybe not… Peter Criss was their original drummer. I think Eric Singer was the drummer when I saw them. Even that now seems like a long time ago… I thought they were awesome. Again, way ahead of their time. What was like this?)