Waiting for my dream girl

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Gotta go workout soon. What better way to prepare than with “Purdue Pete”?

Recently they tried out a new “prototype.” This is what was said by an actual student:

"I thought it was horrible. I was scared and he was kind of creepy."

From the inside. This is the “view” that Pete has. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

This “bobblehead” is sure to scare the piss out of anyone. Especially in the dark. That evil grin… Imagine if he were 7’ tall and alive. We might actually win a National Championship.

Weird. But the dude's got some serious guns. “Terminator Pete”? Hasta la Vista Baby!

This is what “new recruits” are given at “Mascot Camp.” Remind me never to go there. I’d be better off as a “30 something” linebacker. Could still stop the run.

NOT Pete. I added her... well... just because.