Waiting for my dream girl

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My nieces were watching something called “Wreck-It Ralph 2” last night. Didn’t care. Wasn’t interested. Busy with work. Thought it was dumb. Didn’t star Dove Cameron. etc.

Until...

Well, let’s just say I never thought I’d “fall in love” with a cartoon character.

This is “Shank” from the game “Slaughter Race.” She’s not only totally gorgeous but can drive too. Definitely my kind of woman.

Found out later she was voiced by and “based on” Gal Gadot.

So actually it makes perfect sense.

(Is it too late to find a "cosplay" Shank for Halloween? Maybe Gal Gadot? )

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Well my "dates" for Halloween have been decided. I'm going Trick or Treating with my two nieces around Zionsville. No "Hades." No "Mal." No "Carrie." No Blake. No "Shank." Just me. They are still trying to decide which "Five Night's at Freddy's" characters to go as. I'm just gonna wear one of my Harley jackets, leather pants and boots. If we leave Stonegate we'll take the Ford F350. That's what I've been driving since our vacation last summer. The "ZR-1" is in case my new friend Sienna (see the Diva's thread) wants to go out later in the week.

As far as I know our night is a week from now. Zionsville was considering the Saturday before Halloween so the kids wouldn't skip school on Friday the 1st.

You know that candy will be expected on both nights--there's no way this will go as planned.

Also Zionsville wants to have it in the daytime. That'd never work in Detroit.

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Must admit I don’t remember anything quite like this from childhood. Too bad my babysitters weren’t into cosplay...

Think my “favorite” is “Little Red Ridng Hood.” Damn.

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This showed up in my Pinterest feed today. Don't know why but I'm thinking about taking up golf again...

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These always crack me up. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who gets emails like this. More than likely it has something to do with the “Born Before 1985” thing. Might as well bury me now….

Sadly sometimes I have to check my “junk” folder when I’m expecting an important email from a client. Otherwise I’d never see them.

Even with my new “rock hard pipe” (who thinks this shit up anyway?) I’m not planning to divorce my wife anytime soon. Unless of course my new friend Sienna (see the Divas thread) or my "golfing partner" (see above) decides to move to Zionsville.

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Haven't had any fun with Purdue in a few weeks. Look what I found.

Bad Marketing or Clever Design?

This is a "head cover" for a golfing putter. It's not what first came to mind.

I don't use this style of putter anyway. But I bet "Purdue Pete" doesn't use it with his golf clubs either...

The phrase "Boiler Up" takes on a whole new meaning.

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The winner of my "be my date for Halloween" contest is Aleksandra as a "bloody" cosplay Carrie. I knew that six months ago.

She beat out some formidable competition by a wide margin. I decided based on the number of "views."

This afternoon in Zionsville I go Trick or Treating with my nieces. The weather sucks here right now, cold and rainy. They are going to go as Chica and Foxy from "FNaF". I'm still going as "Hades" from Descendants 3. Going to get ready. Got my hair. I'm just over 6'6" in my motorcycle boots. The rest is easy.

Now for my date with Aleksandra... This will be on the "real" Halloween. In Indiana, who knows, by then it might be in the 70's F with tornadoes. How awesome is that? I was thinking we could ride downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. A severe thunderstorm and lightning would be amazing. She looks great like that (I think she looks great anyway) and we'd probably scare the shit out of everybody with her riding on the back dressed like that. Of course we'd go to "High Velocity." Then we'd have all weekend to do whatever...