Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

More fun with "Purdue Pete."

Now I realize what my degree prepared me for in life...

Yes, I have a set of four. Been a long day. Maybe I should use one now? Maker's Mark?

That's the last time I'm letting him listen to Slayer...

He has not won over my nieces. They think he's "scary" and "creepy." Especially the first one. The 10 year old said "I want to kill all of them."

Announcer: "Again it seems like Purdue's linebacker 'a9127' was distracted by something on the play. That time he let Michigan's running back go right by him into the end zone for a touchdown. His mind is clearly not in the game."

No comment. But God, I hope my wife never buys me one of these for my office...