Waiting for my dream girl

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Early this morning I was getting ready for class and checked CNN to see what the “latest” on the Hurricane was. Who should show up but one of my “future wives.”

The first pic is from the ad for the sweatshirt that is supposed to “Disrupt American Manufacturing.” She’s allegedly an “Apple Engineer.” We’d have a lot in common. If not, we could always base it on sex…

Haven’t seen her in a long time. Thought she had forgotten all about me.

Anyway, still don’t know her name… figured if she’s following me around like that she must really like me.

So I thought I’d ask her out this weekend.

Only problem was I couldn’t find a name. But I did find a few more pictures. Hope my wife doesn’t find out…

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Kayleigh Coxx.

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Aspen Brooks screencaps from a video interview.

The video is just over 11 minutes long and not hard to find. Probably too long to post on here. Definitely watch it ‘till the end…

God, she looks so sexy in those ripped jeans. “Future wife”? Of course she is.

(My first thought while watching this clip is what else is between her legs that I’d like to suck? Hint: It’s not from McDonalds. )

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Below was my response to someone's question about dating in another thread. Thought I'd quote it again here. No you are not gay—although it wouldn’t matter if you were—and everything about your attraction to “t-girls” is normal. Don’t worry about it!

Originally Posted by a9127

Very interesting question and thread. I’m not sure what is really “different.” Call me naive if you will but wouldn’t you be attracted to the same things in someone regardless of that person’s sexual orientation or gender identity? I can’t speak for everyone but that’s at least how I feel about it.

One thing I do think is true is the best way to meet someone is face to face. That could mean a bar or club, a gym, taking a class, volunteering, etc. Maybe you could become more involved in LGBT activities? I have been to several “Days of Remembrance” and there was often time to “mix” afterward. I’ve attended many “pride” events as well. And been invited to parties. You never know who you might meet or where something might lead to.

My transgender friend from childhood (Stephanie) who I’ve written about elsewhere, lived just down the street. We started hanging out as friends. She was a very pretty, feminine boy, and as we got to know each other she became my first girlfriend. I never really thought much about it. We both liked each other and… She was the first person I ever was truly in love with and we dated through high school.

I’ve been married twice since then. I’m not a “fan” of on-line dating services, Internet “chat,” or “webcams.” Personally I think they’re a waste of time. I’d rather just ask my new friend out for coffee. And as I’ve said before I think this forum is a terrible place to meet someone--at least it has been for me. It seems that I do much better in “real life” (maybe it’s the car… ).

But I don’t know of any other forums. I would just hang in there, don’t be afraid to ask her out, and remember it’s the person you are interested in. Best of luck to you my friend!

Originally Posted by a9127

One final thought. This is what I posted a while back under "Biggest Turn-On's"

“I like someone with intelligence, confidence, pretty eyes, nice smile, and a sense of humor. It also doesn’t hurt if they have natural breasts, legs to die for, and a fantastic ass…”

Two things (to notice)... Intelligence is #1 (on my list) and I didn't even include (if) they have a cock or not.

See ya. Gotta go workout...

Peace Out

Andy

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Saturday night workout update. Tonight’s infomercial featured an “inversion table.” For low payments of only $14.99, it promised “relief of tension.” To me it looked more like something that belonged in a home dungeon.

I eagerly awaited my own “relief” as I watched a pretty fitness model clad in tight spandex strap her ankles to the device then lean back with her arms stretched over her head like she was on a torture rack.

Sadly I felt only ”frustration” as the commercial quickly cut to video of grey haired middle-aged men using the device to “relive lumbar pain.”

I most likely won’t be purchasing this piece of fitness equipment. However it did give me an idea (actually quite a few of them… ). Maybe I could get my friend Chalene to try it out with me? We could take turns. Or better still, use two of them. I'm sure we could make it work. Bet that would “relieve tension.”

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Took a while to find these. From some of my previous posts you probably realize that I don’t always look back on my college career all that fondly. Sure that I would have been better off had we stayed in Michigan. My high school team was awesome almost winning a state title. That was when it was still fun.

Our locker room. November 9, 2002. We played Ohio State. What a mess… One of those is mine.

A surprisingly close game, Ohio State would end up winning 10-6 eventually going on to win the National Championship. ABC broadcast the game. Because of Ohio State I’m sure--not us…

Most schools have “inspirational” slogans like “Play like a Champion Today” or “Strength and Honor.” This was our slogan… well duh! It also helps if your team is awesome.

“Beat Ohio State.” Now that does get one fired up as they head out onto the field. Given Ohio State’s dominance that year maybe it should have said “Just don’t get your fuckin’ ass kicked.”

But I won’t leave out the best part of college football. This IS my “Dream Girl” thread after all. My girlfriend during this time had actually been a cheerleader at Indiana University, our main rival. Six years older than me, we were married not long after this.

Looking at this picture, my only question is why is our “mascot” ugly AF? And he’s lost his helmet. Nice hair. He is supposed to be a “Boilermaker.” Why does he look instead like a cross between the “Walking Dead” and Super Dork?

(The cheerleader picture is more recent. However "Purdue Pete" still looks the same. And the team may be even worse today. Last year Purdue got slaughtered 63-14 in the "Music City Bowl" in Nashville. No wonder our students started tossing around an inflatable dick during games. )

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OK. One more then I gotta go workout. Warning: Some of these may keep you up at night.

From 1969. Sorry dude you're not getting any...

Creepy AF. Wonder where they store these? I won't sleep tonight.

From the 40's or 50's. Is that supposed to put fear into your opponent? Weird.

I've got shot glasses with this "classic" design on them. At least they are put to good use.

When "Sponge Bob" thinks he's creepy...

Ooops. Sorry. Wrong team. This is the Oakland Raiders of the NFL. Now that's how to do it!